May 10th, 2008, 04:54 PM
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Heather Mills in talks to star in next season of "Celebrity Apprentice"
Heather Mills can't take a hint, now can she? People have probably screamed in her face to " go the fuck way," but she won't listen. Heather is in talks to star in the next season of "Celebrity Apprentice." Heather is no stranger to American reality TV. Her ass already lost " Dancing with the Stars."
Access Hollywood (via MSNBC) reports that Donald Trump approached Heather, but she's still thinking about it.
The Donald really isn't thinking this through. If you piss Heather off, she'll pour a glass of water over your head. I'm pretty sure the dead cat on Donald's head isn't waterproof.
Heather Mills Won't Go Away | Dlisted
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May 10th, 2008, 06:33 PM
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i havent watched one episode of Celebrity apprentice, and i certainly wont start now.
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May 10th, 2008, 06:34 PM
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Will Donald Trump do anything to get publicity?? And don't even start me on this whore....
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May 11th, 2008, 06:31 AM
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She looks seriously deranged in that picture. For a change.
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May 11th, 2008, 06:59 AM
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Wow, I'd watch it! She'd probably beat people over the head with her false leg to barter them down.
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May 11th, 2008, 07:04 AM
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I smell bedazzled prosthetic legs.
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May 11th, 2008, 07:34 AM
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Quote:
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I smell bedazzled prosthetic legs.
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maybe ivanka will give her prosthesis a make-over. expect pink flowers, zebra stripes and silver lamé.
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May 11th, 2008, 07:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fabularosa
She looks seriously deranged in that picture. For a change.
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That picture is awesome ... her head looks huge and she has no neck. 
I bet she thinks she's totally hawt and sexy and all the dumb rich dudes want a piece of her. 
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May 11th, 2008, 07:45 AM
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That picture is awesome ... her head looks huge and she has no neck.
I bet she thinks she's totally hawt and sexy and all the dumb rich dudes want a piece of her. |
^ Of course. She can save their careers! 
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May 11th, 2008, 07:45 AM
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Dear Donald, Please wake up and smell the bad comb-over. Your silly show jumped the great white a few years ago. The fact that you are even talking about OJ and Heather as contestants tells the world you are all washed up!
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May 11th, 2008, 07:48 AM
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^ OJ and Heather could hook up, though. 
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May 11th, 2008, 07:51 AM
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Are you kidding? I love that show! Ivanka's outfits are heaven plus sometimes they show that wonderfully trashy apartment of The Donalds! I love it!!! Not sure about Heather-but there is always the hope she will self distruct!
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May 11th, 2008, 08:29 AM
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I watched her on Dancing With The Stars, then came the court divorce, now I can't stand her. Seeing her face makes me cringe. ... then again Donald Duck does nothing for me either quack quack
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May 11th, 2008, 08:35 AM
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I totally got hooked on C.A this last season.
It was my love for Piers Morgan (who won btw)
who kept me coming back. He is one self entitled
drama queen, but I love him. So I'd probably
try to watch the next season, espescially with
some good kooky antics maybe from Heather.
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I hope someone had the good sense to put a rubber on that poor horse. God knows what he could catch.
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May 11th, 2008, 09:15 AM
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Ya know, my first thought was BITCH NO!~ But then I rethunk it, and figured, Bitch, YES, for the drama and lulz. I love all things Trump!
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