May 10th, 2008, 05:29 PM
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Paris Hilton, the murderous skank, prefers Monopoly to parties
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Paris Hilton has claimed that she prefers playing Monopoly to going out partying.
The hotel heiress said she was enjoying her home life with new lover Benji Madden so much that she can't be bothered going clubbing anymore.
"When I was younger I loved to go out, but now that I'm in a really great relationship it's so much more fun to stay at home," Hilton told People.
"We don't really like to go out. We have game night where friends come over and play Monopoly."
Hilton also revealed that she regularly cooks lasagne as a treat for the Good Charlotte guitarist, who she has been dating since February.
Talking about their relationship, Hilton said: "He has changed my life in every way."
Showbiz - News - Paris Hilton prefers Monopoly to parties - Digital Spy
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May 10th, 2008, 09:53 PM
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Going clubbing is her only job right now, besides making crappy sex videos. She shouldn't bite the hand that feeds her.
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May 10th, 2008, 10:40 PM
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Whatever. When she was YOUNGER? Does she mean last week?
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May 11th, 2008, 12:07 AM
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yeah right
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May 11th, 2008, 01:11 AM
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I wonder if she's the old boot
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May 11th, 2008, 01:17 AM
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I'll bet $20 that the puppy-murdering skank always picks the dog.
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May 11th, 2008, 03:38 AM
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And by "game night where friends come over and play Monopoly," she means, "snort mountains of coke and ride train on one another, then share antibiotics and morning-after pills."
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May 11th, 2008, 04:10 AM
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*rolls eyes*, yes this relationship has made the sewer slut so..mature.
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May 11th, 2008, 05:25 AM
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Oh, come on! Murdeous skank? ALL THE TIME?? What do we REALLY know about her personal life then? Uh, it's just the showbiz, babies... don't be so serious, Judjers.
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May 11th, 2008, 05:42 AM
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I can't see Paris having the attention span to complete an entire game of Monopoly.
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May 11th, 2008, 06:13 AM
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So she's not getting as much work as a party ho.
Playing Monopoly is the best thing she came up with?
Okay.......I think the planet is a safer place when she
stays off the streets.
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May 11th, 2008, 07:07 AM
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My god, her life is like one big game of Monopoly isn't it?
(reminds me of my fav line from "Two Weeks Notice")
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May 11th, 2008, 08:52 AM
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She won't be able to force herself to live this life for a very long time. This relationship may be facing it's exspiration date soon !
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May 11th, 2008, 09:15 AM
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^^ so how did Paris Hilton end up with Nicole Richies boyfriends brother?
Is she envious of Nicoles lifestyle? Paris Hilton? The coat hanger? hum Nah I'm thinking people don't want to pay the 200 thousand she used to get.
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