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    Default First look at Josh Brolin as George Bush

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    Entertainment Weekly has the first pictures of Josh Brolin as George W. Bush and Elizabeth Banks as Laura Bush for the movie "W." Unfortunately, this is not directed by Christopher Guest and it's not a comedy. Oliver Stone is directing this ass fuck extravaganza which beings shooting in a couple of weeks.
    Elizabeth Banks is no Laura Bush. She looks more like your pill-popping auntie that is on welfare, but wears cheap suits she buys from Filene's Basement to try and look high-class. Josh Brolin looks like a vacuum salesman by day and a child toucher by night.
    Kermit and Miss Piggy would have made a better Dubay and Laura.
    This Razzie front-runner will also star Thandie Newton as Condi Rice, Jeffrey Wright as Colin Powell, Ellen Burstyn as Barbara Bush, James Cromwell as George Bush and Rob Corddry as Ari Fleischer. My butthole is currently in talks to play Dick Cheney. No deal has been finalized.

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    funny. funny funny. I wouldn't let my butthole be dick cheney.

    I figured this would be some docudrama directed by Michael Moore...
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    People don't even want to watch Shrub on tv lying his stupid face off, so why would they pay money to see him do it in a movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    People don't even want to watch Shru on tv lying his stupid face off, so why would they pay money to see him do it in a movie.
    I don't.

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    Josh Brolin really surprised me with how good he was in No Country for Old Men. Unless the writing is a complete and thorough shitfest, he might be able to pull this one out. I'll reserdve judgment for now.
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    ouch..Thandie as Rice?

    Poor Thandie.

    I guess she could win an Oscar though

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    Josh Brolin looks like a vacuum salesman by day and a child toucher by night
    Umm, so does Dunce I mean Dubya.

    LOVED Josh in No Country. He's really stepped up his game, but I will not see this film unless I hear from a reliable source that it eviscerates the grinning murderer I mean monkey.

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    I think Josh is too hot to play GW.
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    Richard Dean Anderson was born to play that role.

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    So Oliver Stone has chosen to end his career with this....

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Josh Brolin really surprised me with how good he was in No Country for Old Men. Unless the writing is a complete and thorough shitfest, he might be able to pull this one out. I'll reserdve judgment for now.

    I totally agree!

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    Oh LAWD. They look ready for an SNL skit.

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    I like the guy who played him on That's My Bush was that the same guy who played the dad on Donnie Darko?...WTF am I talking about... ugh I'm all confused... did the guy who played the dad on Donnie Darko do Bush somewhere? I've gone completely retarded.
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    I would've picked someone else. I don't see it.

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    Shit, the original Dubya isn't that ugly. I mean, fuck.

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