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    Talking Paris Hilton thinks her half-dead harem of forgotten pets makes her a good mother

    Paris Hilton thinks looking after her large collection of animals has prepared her for motherhood.

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    Paris Hilton thinks she will be a good mother because she has so many pets.

    The hotel heiress, who is currently dating Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, is desperate to have children and believes caring for her large collection of animals has prepared her for motherhood.

    She said: "I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel I would have a lot to give my children."

    The 27-year-old star - who was recently investigated by Los Angeles authorities after revealing she had 17 dogs, 14 more than city bylaws allow - once claimed to have 600 pets in her various homes including Chihuahuas, a Rottweiler dog, a bobcat, a ferret, a kinkajou and a Lhasa Aspo dog.

    Last year, Paris revealed she was preparing her body so it was in prime condition to conceive.

    She said: "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready."

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    She'll get tired of it & give it away anyhow.
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    A baby is not a fashion accessory you skank whore!

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    Maybe she won't be able to conceive.

    *crosses fingers*

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    Didnt she have a miscarriage a few years back? I really hope she doesnt get pregnant but now that everyone else seems to be pregnant or is trying to- she is trying to join the bandwagon to stay relevant.

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    ^^ Oh I think her "miscarriages" were probably "several abortions"

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    .. you mean her albums?
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    She doesn't even take care of her pets - someone else does.
    ..and I mean that from the heart of my bottom..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    .. you mean her albums?
    LOL!

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    She's threatening to breed again? She couldn't be as bad as Britney Spears, I guess.

    At least she has the good sense not to adopt foreign babies.

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    Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
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    Please, don't let her have a baby !
    Please, don't let her have a baby !
    Please, don't let her have a baby !
    Please, don't let her have a baby !
    Please, don't let her have a baby !
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    "Last year, Paris revealed she was preparing her body so it was in prime condition to conceive.

    She said: "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready.""



    so, she is planning to reproduce this year
    *quickly looking up signs of the apocalypse*



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    WOW... how to make me really angry... we are in the midst of long, painful, invasive, expensive IVF treatments (yes people, it's Hormone Central in our home - enter at own risk) cause we really want a baby and this fucking whore sprouts off about wanting a baby like it's a new handbag... I wish she'd walk in right now so I could punch the daylights out of her.

    Josiekat... you might have PMS and a Handgun, but I've got hormone overload and a fucking great upper-cut... bring it on Parisite.
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