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    Default Kelly Osbourne lives up to her name. Again.

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    Somebody had too many kamikaze shots. A pap claims Kelly Osbourne was escorted out of a club in London, because she couldn't stand up! That's why bars have bathrooms! You lock yourself in a stall and take a little nap. If a bathroom stall isn't available, nap under a table. The kicks from the people above will rock you to sleep.
    Kelly managed to get home, but the paps say she almost exposed her coochie while falling out of her cab. She walked across the street to her house and walked into a wall. Been there, done that. At least she got into her house. There's been times where I got drunk and lost my house keys in the bar! It's hard trying to sleep off the booze in a hallway or in bushes.

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    I luv the last one ... there's just nobody home!

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    If she was a tad slimmer, we'd be discussing a crotch shot.
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    Her hair looked nice at least...

    I looked this messed up just a few weeks ago, so no judgement!!

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    Ouff ... We nearly had a horrible Paris moment !
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    Ouch, The next morning must have been rough!

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    God bless flabber thighs... for a change!

    I'll never whine about mine again... they've probably saved me a million crotch shots!
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    "a million crotch shots", now we're talkin' ... yeah baby!



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    is it me or does it look like she escaped from the psych ward?

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    Is she hugging the wall, or smashing against the wall, or crying on the wall, or what? TOO MUCH MONEY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaffyMoon View Post
    Is she hugging the wall, or smashing against the wall, or crying on the wall, or what? TOO MUCH MONEY.


    She's just steadying the world with both hands...
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    ^^ "I have to hold the walls up!"

    I remember a friend doing that one night. She was convinced that the only thing holding up the walls were her hands, and couldn't be convinced that the walls were actually fine and it was her that couldn't stay upright. Hugely entertaining.

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    Thank God she has thunder thighs, or we'd be catching a glimpse of her mangly vag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sassiness View Post
    ^^ "I have to hold the walls up!"

    I remember a friend doing that one night. She was convinced that the only thing holding up the walls were her hands, and couldn't be convinced that the walls were actually fine and it was her that couldn't stay upright. Hugely entertaining.
    my boyfriend did the exact same thing one night, too! he was also convinced that he lost his wallet inside the walls (i know, doesn't make sense).


    she doesn't look that bad for being drunk.
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