May 7th, 2008, 05:10 PM
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Kelly Osbourne lives up to her name. Again.
We've All Been There
Somebody had too many kamikaze shots. A pap claims Kelly Osbourne was escorted out of a club in London, because she couldn't stand up! That's why bars have bathrooms! You lock yourself in a stall and take a little nap. If a bathroom stall isn't available, nap under a table. The kicks from the people above will rock you to sleep.
Kelly managed to get home, but the paps say she almost exposed her coochie while falling out of her cab. She walked across the street to her house and walked into a wall. Been there, done that. At least she got into her house. There's been times where I got drunk and lost my house keys in the bar! It's hard trying to sleep off the booze in a hallway or in bushes. We've All Been There | Dlisted
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May 7th, 2008, 05:17 PM
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I luv the last one ... there's just nobody home!
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May 7th, 2008, 05:21 PM
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If she was a tad slimmer, we'd be discussing a crotch shot. 
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May 7th, 2008, 05:23 PM
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Her hair looked nice at least...
I looked this messed up just a few weeks ago, so no judgement!!
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May 7th, 2008, 05:26 PM
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Ouff ... We nearly had a horrible Paris moment !
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May 7th, 2008, 05:27 PM
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Ouch, The next morning must have been rough!
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May 7th, 2008, 06:23 PM
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God bless flabber thighs... for a change!
I'll never whine about mine again... they've probably saved me a million crotch shots!
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May 7th, 2008, 07:01 PM
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"a million crotch shots", now we're talkin' ... yeah baby!
I never forget a pussy .... cat - oh behave!
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May 7th, 2008, 07:02 PM
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is it me or does it look like she escaped from the psych ward? 
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May 7th, 2008, 07:35 PM
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Is she hugging the wall, or smashing against the wall, or crying on the wall, or what? TOO MUCH MONEY.
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May 7th, 2008, 07:46 PM
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I think I'm going to be si.. 
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May 7th, 2008, 08:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TaffyMoon
Is she hugging the wall, or smashing against the wall, or crying on the wall, or what? TOO MUCH MONEY.
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She's just steadying the world with both hands...
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May 7th, 2008, 08:50 PM
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^^ "I have to hold the walls up!"
I remember a friend doing that one night. She was convinced that the only thing holding up the walls were her hands, and couldn't be convinced that the walls were actually fine and it was her that couldn't stay upright. Hugely entertaining.
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May 7th, 2008, 10:17 PM
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Thank God she has thunder thighs, or we'd be catching a glimpse of her mangly vag.
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May 8th, 2008, 06:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sassiness
^^ "I have to hold the walls up!"
I remember a friend doing that one night. She was convinced that the only thing holding up the walls were her hands, and couldn't be convinced that the walls were actually fine and it was her that couldn't stay upright. Hugely entertaining.
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my boyfriend did the exact same thing one night, too! he was also convinced that he lost his wallet inside the walls (i know, doesn't make sense). 
she doesn't look that bad for being drunk.
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