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    Default Ashlee Simpson to be married next week

    Ashlee Simpson has a lot on her plate, a new album, a baby on its way and a wedding. The singer is set to have a shotgun wedding next weekend in California to her rocker beau Pete Wentz.

    A source close to the couple has told Hollyscoop exclusively, "The wedding invitations have been sent out, its taking place the weekend of May 16. The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles."

    Our source also confirmed that Ashlee is 100% pregnant. Papa Joe is probably busy selling off the wedding info and pictures as we speak so expect to see it in the tabloids Memorial weekend.


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    Oh for Christs sake. When will this lunacy end?

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    ^^ Exaaaaaaaaactly.
    All for the record money!

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    And the first invitation went to...... PEOPLE magazine.
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    So she is pregnant? Didn't Jess tell her about taking it up the a*** before marriage?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    ^^ Exaaaaaaaaactly.
    All for the record money!
    Who the fuck buys a record for these reasons? I think she's already tapped the retarded people without taste market just being Ashlee alone.
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    I really like her much better as a redhead. Too bad she's still a Simpson, I'm required to despise her on general principal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HelpMeRhonda View Post
    And the first invitation went to...... PEOPLE magazine.
    naturally.

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    Apparently Papa Joe couldn't get his $1M for the baby photos alone so he's had to throw in wedding pix aswell...???

    Actually... wasn't there a blind item about someone making a deal with a magazine for a shitload of cash and it included something about how they were to get married, split up, get back together, etc????
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    I read this "Ashlee Simpson to be married off next week". Which probably isn't far from the truth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HelpMeRhonda View Post
    And the first invitation went to...... PEOPLE magazine.
    I think People is too classy for the Simpsons. I'm going with OK! or In Touch. Possibly UsWeekly if Pervy Papa Joe plays his cards right.

    That whole family is ridiculous and right down there with the Spears family.

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    Papa Joe knows his cash cows are starting to dry up, so he's trying to sell her wedding pics for as much as he can. I'll LMAO off they sell for like $20,000.
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