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    Cool Madonna still thinks she's controversial and cool




    At first I thought Madge was stick her tongue down Cheryl Burke's mouth! Cheryl Burke would have liked it, because she's a tramp whore! So...Madonna performed a small show in Paris yesterday and forced one of her innocent dancers to suck face with her. Dancer girl better have gotten a bonus for that nastiness.
    It Madge wanted to swap spit with me, I'd do it. I'd suck as much spit from her mouth as I could and then spit it into a jar. I'd put that crap on eBay. Madonnaloonies will pay top dolla for her memaw juice.
    I hope Madonna knows that this kind of shit doesn't surprise us anymore. The only way she can truly shock us is if she put out good music. The truth.

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    Hey Madonna 2008, Madonna 2004 called and wants her act back. Oh hold on.. Madonna 1989 is on the other line, and she says you BOTH suck.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    She's playing the guitar now. haha

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    RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

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    Memaw juice..............priceless!!!!!

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    Guy is a lucky fellow...

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    That old haggard attention whore is starting to annoy the bejesus out of me.

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    Its as if she is trying to suck the youth out of these girls like some hag vampire.

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    "I don't miss you, just who you used to be"
    Robbie Williams from "Madonna"

    She's a legend in her own mind.

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    What's with her skin color in these pics?? Must be some new tanning craze...




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    that is just tasteless
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Hey Madonna 2008, Madonna 2004 called and wants her act back. Oh hold on.. Madonna 1989 is on the other line, and she says you BOTH suck.
    Fucking hilarious!

    She's not kissing them yall; she's sucking their life force!
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    to think she won mother of the year... keep it up and she can win father of the year too.

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    Did anyone see SNL a week or two ago? Amy P mentioned that Madge didn't want to go back to New York because it hasn't been hip since the late 80s. Amy P mentioned that NY felt the same way about her.

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