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    Default Is Reese Witherspoon pregnant?

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    A girl can't have a pretzel with extra cheese without people speculating that she's knocked up. I mean this is Reese Witherspoon we're talking about. I haven't been to a sex education class in a long time, but don't you have to engage in intercourse in order to get pregnant? I doubt her tickle sessions with Jakey Poo lead to anything more. Well, it leads to them doing each other's hair and crank calling Jennifer Aniston. They call Aniston and say, "Hi honey. It's John. Will you marry me?" When Jenny says "yes," they cackle and hang up on her.
    Here's Reese with pretzel bloat at the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer yesterday in DC.

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    a) she and jake probably aren't having sex
    b) she's in good shape, but she's often looked a like she has a little belly since kid #2 was born.
    c) people need to stop speculating on pregnancies of any female celeb who doesn't have concave abs.

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    I doubt her tickle sessions with Jakey Poo lead to anything more. Well, it leads to them doing each other's hair and crank calling Jennifer Aniston. They call Aniston and say, "Hi honey. It's John. Will you marry me?" When Jenny says "yes," they cackle and hang up on her.
    Omg, Michael K cracks me up. I can see this scenario so clearly!

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    as hilariously written as this article is, i cant see what they are talking about with the bloat comments. she doesn't even remotely look pregnant to me.
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    Bloat. It's more in her gut, not her uterus area.

    Unless, of course, a big shit just happens to be brewing in her baby maker.

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    No. She's an "apple" who always has that mini-belly if she gains 5#, eats a big meal, it's that time of the month, etc.
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    Agreed. Another case of really making a mountain out of a mole hill. Literally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrybaby View Post
    a) she and jake probably aren't having sex
    b) she's in good shape, but she's often looked a like she has a little belly since kid #2 was born.
    c) people need to stop speculating on pregnancies of any female celeb who doesn't have concave abs.

    Amen, amen, amen. *blesses self*

    What's with the SUPER FLAT TUMMY expectation? Jeez. Reese looks great. She hardly even HAS a bump. Stupid, stupid media.

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    I think she looks fine. I love that pink on her, and I normally hate pink.

    I like her sunglasses too.

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    Hardly pregnant... There's another picture floating around (not sure why it didn't get posted) that has her bending down signing an autograph. She has normal belly fat that some of us are acquring in our mid 30's.

    She has the skinny legs/gains weight in belly only body.

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    This is laughable! That "bump" is barely even bloat (seriously).

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    total bloat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Amen, amen, amen. *blesses self*

    What's with the SUPER FLAT TUMMY expectation? Jeez. Reese looks great. She hardly even HAS a bump. Stupid, stupid media.
    not only that -she has had two kids, with normal people who eat that is where you will gain it after that.. she looks great and there is hardly anything there.
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    If Reese Witherspoon looks preggo here, I'm screwed.

    She looks great and I'll gladly switch her two pregnancy tummy with mine.
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    I think she looks great! Not seeing any preggo tummy there at all.

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