May 6th, 2008, 11:34 PM
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Bump Or Bloat?
A girl can't have a pretzel with extra cheese without people speculating that she's knocked up. I mean this is Reese Witherspoon we're talking about. I haven't been to a sex education class in a long time, but don't you have to engage in intercourse in order to get pregnant? I doubt her tickle sessions with Jakey Poo lead to anything more. Well, it leads to them doing each other's hair and crank calling Jennifer Aniston. They call Aniston and say, " Hi honey. It's John. Will you marry me?" When Jenny says " yes," they cackle and hang up on her.
Here's Reese with pretzel bloat at the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer yesterday in DC. Dlisted | Be Very Afraid
The only sex Jake cough*Toothy*cough is getting, is with his boyfriend.
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May 6th, 2008, 11:40 PM
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a) she and jake probably aren't having sex
b) she's in good shape, but she's often looked a like she has a little belly since kid #2 was born.
c) people need to stop speculating on pregnancies of any female celeb who doesn't have concave abs.
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May 7th, 2008, 12:58 AM
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I doubt her tickle sessions with Jakey Poo lead to anything more. Well, it leads to them doing each other's hair and crank calling Jennifer Aniston. They call Aniston and say, "Hi honey. It's John. Will you marry me?" When Jenny says "yes," they cackle and hang up on her.
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 Omg, Michael K cracks me up. I can see this scenario so clearly!
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May 7th, 2008, 01:35 AM
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as hilariously written as this article is, i cant see what they are talking about with the bloat comments. she doesn't even remotely look pregnant to me.
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May 7th, 2008, 02:50 AM
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Bloat. It's more in her gut, not her uterus area.
Unless, of course, a big shit just happens to be brewing in her baby maker.
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May 7th, 2008, 05:42 AM
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No. She's an "apple" who always has that mini-belly if she gains 5#, eats a big meal, it's that time of the month, etc.
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May 7th, 2008, 07:49 AM
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Agreed. Another case of really making a mountain out of a mole hill. Literally.
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May 7th, 2008, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by cherrybaby
a) she and jake probably aren't having sex
b) she's in good shape, but she's often looked a like she has a little belly since kid #2 was born.
c) people need to stop speculating on pregnancies of any female celeb who doesn't have concave abs.
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Amen, amen, amen. *blesses self*
What's with the SUPER FLAT TUMMY expectation? Jeez. Reese looks great. She hardly even HAS a bump. Stupid, stupid media.
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May 7th, 2008, 08:25 AM
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I think she looks fine. I love that pink on her, and I normally hate pink. 
I like her sunglasses too.
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May 7th, 2008, 10:14 AM
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Hardly pregnant... There's another picture floating around (not sure why it didn't get posted) that has her bending down signing an autograph. She has normal belly fat that some of us are acquring in our mid 30's. 
She has the skinny legs/gains weight in belly only body.
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May 7th, 2008, 10:23 AM
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This is laughable! That "bump" is barely even bloat (seriously).
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May 7th, 2008, 10:24 AM
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total bloat.
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May 7th, 2008, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Lily
Amen, amen, amen. *blesses self*
What's with the SUPER FLAT TUMMY expectation? Jeez. Reese looks great. She hardly even HAS a bump. Stupid, stupid media.
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not only that -she has had two kids, with normal people who eat that is where you will gain it after that.. she looks great and there is hardly anything there.
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May 7th, 2008, 10:59 AM
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If Reese Witherspoon looks preggo here, I'm screwed.
She looks great and I'll gladly switch her two pregnancy tummy with mine.
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May 7th, 2008, 12:15 PM
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I think she looks great! Not seeing any preggo tummy there at all.
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