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    Talking Lindsay Lohan stole my fur coat!




    A 22-year-old college student claims HoHan stole her $11,000 prized mink coat! Masha Markova thought she lost the coat, a gift from her memaw, while attending Nachos' birthday at 1Oak. Yup, Paris' Nachos. Masha remembers sitting next to HoHan with her mink coat between them. When it came time to leave Masha couldn't find that shit. Two weeks later, she was flipping through OK! Magazine and spotted a picture of HoHan wearing her coat! Thievery!
    Masha went through the blogs to find more pictures of HoHan wearing her coat. She also found pictures from the night of the party of HoHan wearing a black coat. Masha called the club and demanded they do something about it. They said they would handle it, but never called her back.
    Masha then had her immigration lawyer contact HoHan's lawyer. A few hours later, 1Oak called and said they were going to deliver something to her. They didn't say what they were going to deliver. A couple of days later, her coat showed up reeking up booze, ciggies and with a slight tear to the lining.
    Masha still isn't happy. She wants HoHan to pony up 10 grand for the 3-week rental. A spokeswhore for 1Oak told The New York Post that they didn't know where her coat was during that 3-weeks.
    $11 grand for that cat skin?! You can get that shit for $11 down at the Salvation Army. Masha also didn't say whether or not the coat was covered in a heavy layer of greasy fake tanner and lesbo jizz. That's the tell-tale sign!
    I'm also disappointed that HoHan was dumb enough to wear stolen merchandise around town. Everyone knows you're supposed to pawn that shit right away.



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    She could have picked a prettier coat to steal.

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    I wish those two would be skinned alive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sibyl View Post
    I wish those two would be skinned alive.

    All Blohan's skin is good for is a new leather interior for an older car.

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    That was actually an amusing story.

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    I don't even care about the fur issue; LaCocaLohan is a fucking cleptotwat with entitlement issues, fuck her.
    Last edited by Just Kill Me; May 6th, 2008 at 10:05 PM. Reason: My brain is going retarded...
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

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    I think its a hoot. They should have Judge Judy settle the dispute.

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    Anyone else think Blohan's looking more beat up, than usual? Someone throw her in the bath for God's sake.

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    It's an ugly coat. But still, going out wearing stolen property when you know you're going to be photographed...yeah, smart. Her poor, addled little brain cell.

    I have a couple of fur coats and my dyedushka's red army ushanka, in my defense though the coats are 60 years old and Siberian (thus necessary at the time).
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    Why is Lohan such a thief? She has the money to buy her own shit.

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    This is not surprising.
    Drug addicts steal, they always have, they always will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    LaCocaLohan is fucking is cleptotwat with entitlement issues, fuck her.
    Word!

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    Lindsay is such used up trash. I wish that they'd prosecute her junkie, klepto, thief ass instead of constantly making excuses for her and acting like nobody knows what's going on and it was just a big misunderstanding when she fucks up or steals something. This isn't the first time she's stolen clothes from "friends".

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    Blowhan also stole like $10,000 worth of clothes from another girl, a model I think. She's a crackho thief who deserves to have her ass thrown in jail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Anyone else think Blohan's looking more beat up, than usual? Someone throw her in the bath for God's sake.
    She really is. The fake tanner is off and she just looks dirty. I also think she had something done to her face. That or the old coke bloat.

    Does coke really do that?

    She's absolutely haggard. She's 21 but looks 41. It's tragic really...she used to have such promise!
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