May 6th, 2008, 09:56 AM
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John Mayer
on Jennifer Aniston: "Everything's Cool"
Tuesday May 6, 2008

Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images; Jason Merritt/FilmMagic.com
John Mayer is playing it cool when it comes to his romance with Jennifer Aniston.
"Listen, this is not a scandal, this is not an issue, this is not a problem, this needs no spin control," the singer, 30, told Entertainment Tonight at Monday's Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala in NYC. "This is me living my life."
He said the photographer who took the shots of them sun bathing in Miami recently had "a really powerful lens, and I don't fault him, I don't fault anybody, I don't fault you, I don't fault this or that."
He added, "There are much worse problems in the world. Everything's cool!"
Mayer had fresh flowers delivered to the Mandarin Oriental Miami hotel room he shared with Aniston, 39, almost everyday for five days in late April, a source told Usmagazine.com. "She just always seemed like a lot of fun to him," a Mayer insider says in the latest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now.
Usmagazine.com | Us Weekly Celebrity Breaking News Blog
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May 6th, 2008, 10:03 AM
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There are much worse problems in the world. Everything's cool!"
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It does sound like he's saying dating JA is a problem..
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May 6th, 2008, 10:08 AM
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^^ Exactly LOOOOOOOOL. It seems like such a PR stunt.
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May 6th, 2008, 10:09 AM
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bigger problems would be his stupid new hair.
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May 6th, 2008, 10:13 AM
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Just go away, the both of you, just go away.
Just imagine those two knocks chins.
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May 6th, 2008, 10:18 AM
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Poor guy. He just wanted to get a penis polish in the sandy vagina. Then he realized that more than a few days of activity would actually begin to wear it down when he should have just stopped at callous free.
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May 6th, 2008, 10:30 AM
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He sounds gay.
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May 6th, 2008, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by baked_tater
He sounds gay.
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My thoughts too when I heard Your Body is a Wonderland.
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May 6th, 2008, 11:49 AM
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Dear John Mayer,
No one cares. Your blog appears to be a pathetic attempt at self promotion yet you still aren't interesting. Get a life and keep it private.
Bella
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May 6th, 2008, 12:24 PM
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The line 'bubblegum tongue' grosses me out every time
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May 6th, 2008, 12:32 PM
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His face looks lumpy like Marc Anthony's.
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May 6th, 2008, 12:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sluce
Poor guy. He just wanted to get a penis polish in the sandy vagina. Then he realized that more than a few days of activity would actually begin to wear it down when he should have just stopped at callous free.
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If he's putting it in Chiniston's sandy vag, then a penis buffer would probably be more suited of a description.
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May 6th, 2008, 12:36 PM
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His face looks lumpy like Marc Anthony's.
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He looks like a cross between Marc and the creepy guy in Dexter.
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May 6th, 2008, 12:44 PM
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Actually he looks a lot like John Taylor after 20 years of bad aging.
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May 6th, 2008, 01:07 PM
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this dude'll hook up with anything
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