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    Cool Gwyneth Paltrow saw Jebus when she squirted out her latest kid

    Gwyneth Paltrow says the most "euphoric" moment of her life was giving birth to her two children.

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    Gwyneth Paltrow says the most "euphoric" moment of her life was giving birth.

    The 'Iron Man' actress - who has two children with her Coldplay husband Chris Martin - said despite winning an Oscar for her role in 'Shakespeare in Love', she has never been happier than when she was in the delivery room.

    She said: "The most euphoria I have ever experienced was having a baby - and that's something most women can and will experience in their lives. I think God did a good job with that one. That the most satisfying human experience out there is available to just about everyone who wants it."

    Gwyneth - who stars in comic book adaptation 'Iron Man' alongside Robert Downey Jr. - also said she plans to continue working if she is offered interesting film roles.

    She added: "I'm only going to do projects that I really believe in. I feel that life is too short to live any other way. I get what life is about and I am so lucky, and love my life.

    "And that is very rare. I don't complication my life for myself, like a lot of people in my position - they have to do drugs or whatever, but here I am just enjoying it."


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    It's available to ANYONE who wants it? Even MEN?

    Shut up, Gwyneth. Oh, and here's your medal, since you're so extraordinarily wonderful and perfect.

    I keep saying I like her, but damn, she's making it really difficult lately.

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    Love the title!!!!

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    I really liked her in Iron Man.

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    I think God did a good job with that one

    didn't she have 2 kids? so which kid did God mess up on?

    I thought she was a Buddist or a Kabbalahist

    OK well then if we're sharing I thought my daughter was a angel all glowing laying there smelling that new baby smell.


    She added: "I'm only going to do projects that I really believe in. I feel that life is too short to live any other way. I get what life is about and I am so lucky, and love my life.

    So you really believe in Iron Man? What earth shaking changes is a comic book character going to give mankind?
    Gwenny you'll take whatever role is offered to you because the offers aren't coming in lately.

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    I see Jesus everyday ... he's my Mexican gardener.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snuffy View Post
    I see Jesus everyday ... he's my Mexican gardener.
    That fucker is everywhere, he's the checkout boy @ my local hardware store too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seapharris7 View Post
    That fucker is everywhere!
    seriously


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    She's so annoying when she talks about....anything

    Wasn't she slating working mums only a couple years ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaPeach View Post
    I think God did a good job with that one

    didn't she have 2 kids? so which kid did God mess up on?
    Definitely Apple.

    What she meant was that God did a great job with the whole birthing process.

    I will agree...Gwynnie can shut up any time now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snuffy View Post
    I see Jesus everyday ... he's my Mexican gardener.

    LOL

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    Gwyneth Paltrow saw Jebus when she squirted out her latest kid
    No Gwyneth darling, that was the obstetrician. He forgot to shave that morning.
    You just smile and roll your eyes to the back of your head.

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