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    Wink Eva Longoria to learn French so she can tell when hubby and family are mocking her

    Eva Longoria's French vow



    Eva Longoria, who is married to French basketball star Tony Parker, has vowed to learn French by the end of the year.

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    Eva Longoria has vowed to learn French by the end of the year.

    The 'Desperate Housewives' star wants to be able to converse with her basketball husband Tony Parker in his native language.

    She said: "I've sworn to myself that I'm going to be able to speak passable French this year. I should be working on it right now, to tell you the truth, but I'm having fun being relaxed and laid-back and I don't want to get stressed out.

    "But at some point this year, I'm going to take serious French lessons because I want to be able to understand Tony when he speaks French with his family and friends. Even though Tony always serves as a translator for me, I feel a bit isolated from his family and I want to overcome that and feel closer to them by learning the language."

    Eva also said she wants her children to be trilingual - fluent in French, Spanish and English.

    She added: "Tony and I want to make sure that our children grow up both in America and in France and that they will be trilingual. Tony will speak to our kids in French and I will teach them Spanish and of course, we would also both speak to them in English."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Voulez vous shuttez le fuck up.
    Well put

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    There are two mistakes, though
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    What's the point? You'll be separated by then

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    Most of my friends with Spanish background are able to understand French, at least a little bit.

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    ^I doubt Longwhoria knows Spanish, even with her Hispanic background.

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    Grim... BEAUTIFUL thread title.

    Eva... you are SO annoying.

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    From knowing French, I could understand a shitload of Spanish even before studying the language so I would think that once you get past the accent, the opposite should be true too. But Eva seems like a bit of a retard so who knows whether she'll manage to pick up the language...

    I bet his family really is mocking her...

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    Why does she need to learn French? Tony's mother is from the Netherlands and his father is American. He's only French because his father happened to play for a French basketball team...
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    I fucking love all of this.

    And whoever said that this whore marriage is actually going to last to the end of the year is correct. Ain't gonna happen.

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    she's got a killer body..... to bad she's giving it to that 200 pound tumor aka Tony Parker

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanna View Post
    From knowing French, I could understand a shitload of Spanish even before studying the language so I would think that once you get past the accent, the opposite should be true too. But Eva seems like a bit of a retard so who knows whether she'll manage to pick up the language...

    I bet his family really is mocking her...
    Well, yes. Spanish, French, and Italian are all romance languages and it's very easy to understand all of them in some capacity if you're fluent or near-fluent in one of them. I speak French, but have picked up Spanish and Italian, and even some Portuguese.

    She's ridiculous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Well, yes. Spanish, French, and Italian are all romance languages and it's very easy to understand all of them in some capacity if you're fluent or near-fluent in one of them.

    She's ridiculous.
    That is exactly what I thought! Just from the small amount of french I know, I am able to get the gist of what is being said on Telemondo. Always thought she was a half wit but this is so bizarre coming from an alleged Hispanic advocate. Shows how phoney she really is.
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    I better bone up on some Farsi!!! Quick!

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