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    Talking Jenna Jameson is not allowed to use bathrooms




    Jenna Jameson was partying at London's Chinawhite club the other night when she was reportedly thrown out for allegedly attempting to do drugs in the bathroom. The Sun reports that earlier in the night, Jenna did a raunchy dance for players from Chelsea United. After her finished with them, she tried to use the bathroom, but was immediately stopped by the attendant.
    A source said, "She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi. But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears."
    Jenna's not a pig! She's more like a turtle/lizard creature. People shouldn't be so judgmental! She was trying to get her protein for the day.

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    Look at her nose, it's practically collapsed from coke use
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    Her entire FACE is caving in. And she's all waxy and orange. Yuck.

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    So where does she pee now?
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    ^ Probably on her boyfriend.

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    ^^I wonder if he charges extra for that.
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    She'll swallow your soul!!

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    Ha, if every coke whore was thrown out of that seedy little club, there would be no bitches left in the place!

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    Yuck!

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    this thread cracks me up
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    just go in the stall one at a time....hand off the coke to the next person when you're done...and then they can go

    have you never done drugs in a club before?



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    ^but then they can't snort lines of eachothers asses.

    After all, that's what porn stars are all about, right?

    Edit: I should say "former porn star"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post

    Edit: I should say "former porn star"



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    Bleh!! She's so fug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    just go in the stall one at a time....hand off the coke to the next person when you're done...and then they can go. Have they never done drugs in a club before?

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