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    Sarah Silverman: 'Me and Jimmy Have It Good'

    By Kristen Mascia
    Originally posted Friday May 02, 2008 09:15 AM EDT

    Photo by: Jeff Kravitz / FilmMagic
    Ah, forget Matt Damon. Sarah Silverman's still (bleeping) Jimmy Kimmel.

    "I'll be honest, we have it good," Silverman tells PEOPLE of her five-year relationship with the host of Jimmy Kimmel Live!

    But don't expect the couple to hit the altar anytime soon.

    "I don't want the government involved in our love," says Silverman, 37, who's headlining a show benefiting Project A.L.S. in Manhattan next Friday, May 9. "When my friends get married I think it's romantic, I cry, whatever," she says. "But it's not for me."

    When Silverman and Kimmel aren't making provocatively hilarious Internet-sensation videos hers about f------ Damon, his about f------ Ben Affleck the couple spend quiet time at home in Los Angeles.

    "Jimmy and I spend our mornings and nights together," Silverman says. "We set our alarms an hour earlier in the morning just so we can lie in bed and listen to Howard Stern, and at night we're watching Lost or 24.

    As to whether or not kids are in their future, time will tell, she says: "I might adopt, but we're going to wait. If you're going to have kids, you need to have time to give them undivided attention."

    One of PEOPLE's Most Beautiful

    Time is one thing the actress doesn't have at the moment, as she puts in 14-hour days on the set of the Sarah Silverman Program, which returns to Comedy Central in October.

    But next week Silverman will spend a brief hiatus in Manhattan, where in addition to her Project A.L.S. performance she'll also attend the Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute's annual star-studded gala, where she'll likely wear a design by Dolce and Gabbana.

    Despite being named one of PEOPLE's 100 Most Beautiful, Silverman says she's nervous for her fitting.

    "Who knows if they'll have my size!" she jokes. "I'm a size eight that's fat in the fashion world!"

    Sarah Silverman: 'Me and Jimmy Have It Good' - Sarah Silverman : People.com

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    I used to dislike her, but now I f*cking love her. She's hilarious.

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    i dont think she's funny at all. i love gross out humor, but she's just out there.
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    YOU'RE NOT FUCKING FUNNY. FUCKING DIE. STOP INFESTING MY TV. NOBODY WATCHES YOUR SHOW.

    h8 her.
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    ^I had a friend sit me down and show me why he thought she was funny. And then I found myself laughing out loud a lot. The gross out humor can be ....a bit much, but she's really smart, and often does a great sort of twist with her words.....and then she was on Monk a couple of times. And then the Matt Damon video....And now I like her. TA DA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    she was on Monk a couple of times. And then the Matt Damon video....And now I like her. TA DA!
    Monk & Matt are just about the only things that make me "appreciate" her. My boss freaking LOVES her... I just find her mostly annoying. Love Jimmy though - and his Ben Affleck video was WAY better then Sarah's Matt one.
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    SS is a pig. Not funny, not hot. Just go away please.


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    I don't find her own comedy funny at all. It's just not my style.

    But I am a HUGE lover of Monk so I love her recurring role on there as his insane "biggest fan in the world." It's hilarious. She plays it so well.

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    She was my favorite thing in "The Aristocrats", but I am a vile human being. So there you have it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by heathersharon View Post
    She was my favorite thing in "The Aristocrats", but I am a vile human being. So there you have it.
    OMG!!! That DVD was so wrong from every possible side yet I laughed my ass off!!

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    She probably can't find a man that will have her annoying ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    She probably can't find a man that will have her annoying ass.
    Doesn't she have a long term relationship with Jimmy Kimmell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    OMG!!! That DVD was so wrong from every possible side yet I laughed my ass off!!
    I know. "...Joe Franklin raped me." I died. DIED I tell you.



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    Quote Originally Posted by viggofan View Post
    Doesn't she have a long term relationship with Jimmy Kimmell.
    Yes, they've been together for a while, and they seem to really really like each other. It's important to be in loooove, yes, but these two really get a kick out of each other. I loved his "I'm F*cking Ben Affleck" video response to her Matt Damon video.

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    Hi Lily

    I hate Miss Silverman and think it's too bad that Sam Kiniston is dead, because they were a perfect match.....loud and not funny...l.

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