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    Default Pete Doherty scheduled for early release; strapped drug dealers weep with joy

    Thursday, May 1st 2008
    The Countdown Is On!




    The crack Gods have answered my prayers! Dreamboat Doherty will be released from the chokey on Tuesday! Crack Tuesday!
    Crackheads and dealers everywhere are rejoicing! Dreamboat was sentenced to 14-weeks in prison, but he will be set free after just 29 days even though he smoked heroin while in there. Well, he's Dreamboat Doherty! The rules don't apply to him.

    The Sun reports that Dreamboat is already planning a massive party. That just means he's going to get really fucked up. A source said, “He’s planning to go straight to play a gig — and then get smashed. He wants no business appointments for three days — so he can really go for it.”

    Dreamboat was originally sentenced to 14-weeks for not taking drug tests during his suspended sentence for heroin possession. His sentenced was halved and 18 days were deducted due to overcrowding. He was also given 2 days off because of time in police custody.

    I'm going to make an advent calendar using rolling papers and cardboard from a homeless crackhead's house. Each day, I will rip off a paper and smoke it up in his honor! Hooray!

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    Well, at least the gossip pages will rev up again. Now if only they would bring back Taradise, we could have some real fun.
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    I am happy for him now, perhaps prison and Islam will set him finally free from the chains of drug addiction.

    He deserves another chance.

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    Pete has had more chances than any other drug addict I've ever heard of. His ass needs to go under the jail.
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    Maybe he'll finally hit rock bottom after this bender. ::insert joke::

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    so he smokes smack in prison but gets released early?

    Brits, seriously, no wonder your kids are running around like hooligans and society is falling apart. YOU HAVE NO CONSEQUENCES FOR ANYTHING.

    Jesus christ, bring back the victorian era
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    why the hell do they keep referring to him as "dreamboat"?

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    it's sarcasm
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    so he smokes smack in prison but gets released early?

    Brits, seriously, no wonder your kids are running around like hooligans and society is falling apart. YOU HAVE NO CONSEQUENCES FOR ANYTHING.

    Jesus christ, bring back the victorian era
    Yay that!

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    Jails are overcrowded. They're releasing him because his crime was relatively minor, and the jail space would be better put to use accommodating someone who is actually dangerous.

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    I wish him the best, knowing drug addiction is a killer to beat.

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    The title of this thread is one of my favorites ever.

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    I wish him a toothbrush and a shower. Good lord in heaven.

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    Well, Dreamboat Doherty drove under the influence a ton of times, remember?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    Well, Dreamboat Doherty drove under the influence a ton of times, remember?
    Yeah I'd forgotten about that. I don't know why the sentences for driving offences are so lenient.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    why the hell do they keep referring to him as "dreamboat"?
    must be that hunk of snot hanging out of his nostril.

    he skeeves me out, he always looks nasty.

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