May 1st, 2008, 08:27 PM
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Thursday, May 1st 2008
No Pre-Nup!?
Earlier, it was reported that Mimi had went and did a dumb thing by marrying Nick Cannon. Sources have confirmed to The New York Post that she is indeed married. Mimi's rep still hasn't confirmed. This is like Beyonce's wedding all over again.
A source close to Mimi said she married without a pre-nup, because "there wasn't time." The bitch can kiss her 3,000 square foot closet goodbye, because this marriage is not going to last. Another source said they have only been dating for one month. "They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks. And she's always had a crush on him."
When you have a crush on someone, you fuck them! You don't marry them. Shit, you don't even kiss them. That's too complicated. You get on, get off and get out!
The wedding was supposedly held at Mimi's home in the Bahamas yesterday.
She better have worn the dress above or else! Seriously, Mimi must be majorly dickmatized.
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May 1st, 2008, 08:28 PM
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Dumb bitch.
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And who knows which is which and who is who.
Up and down.
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May 1st, 2008, 08:31 PM
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what the fuck?
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May 1st, 2008, 08:31 PM
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If this is true, she's off her fucking nut.
Actually, I'm mostly disturbed that she would marry without a pre-nup.
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May 1st, 2008, 08:34 PM
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No way....I don't believe it. Nope...
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May 1st, 2008, 08:36 PM
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"They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks. And she's always had a crush on him." FOR Days..yeah that shits real and is going to last FOREVER!!
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May 1st, 2008, 08:44 PM
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If this is true, then DAMN, what a stupid thing to do! Especially for her! Marrying someone like at least 10 years younger that you've been dating for 1 month with no-pre-nup when you're a multi-millionaire?!!!   --SMART, "Mimi", SMART.
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When you have a crush on someone, you fuck them! You don't marry them. Shit, you don't even kiss them. That's too complicated. You get on, get off and get out!
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^^BWAHAHA!!!    LOVE IT!!! Oh, yes!^^
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May 1st, 2008, 08:48 PM
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What...what is she wearing. I mean, even for her....
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May 1st, 2008, 09:17 PM
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Being famous does not equal being smart. Just another log on the fire of evidence.
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May 1st, 2008, 09:18 PM
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I'm just shocked because I really didn't think she'd ever get married again. Not that I care. I hate her music and lost what little respect I had for her when she turned into a hoochie.
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So........ you're saying that Froot Loops don't contain real froot? - Twitchy2.0
When the pants go back on, I'm wearing those motherfuckers. - Mel1973
Girl, you have way too many issues to keep up with - DeChayz
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May 1st, 2008, 09:18 PM
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Vincit qui se vincit
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When you have a crush on someone, you fuck them! You don't marry them. Shit, you don't even kiss them. That's too complicated. You get on, get off and get out!
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Hahahaha, now there's good advice!
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May 1st, 2008, 09:20 PM
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Hahahaha, now there's good advice! 
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So........ you're saying that Froot Loops don't contain real froot? - Twitchy2.0
When the pants go back on, I'm wearing those motherfuckers. - Mel1973
Girl, you have way too many issues to keep up with - DeChayz
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May 1st, 2008, 09:24 PM
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Vincit qui se vincit
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^Perfect! and Clive Owen's picture near the word 'fuck' gives me such dirty thoughts  He's the kind of guy that could fuck me dead.
That guy is genius, Dlisted has to be the best celebrity blog there is.
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May 1st, 2008, 09:30 PM
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What the hell? This is just crazy. Does she have an album coming out?
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May 1st, 2008, 09:32 PM
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Does she have an album coming out?
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Why, yes - yes, she does!
Quite a coinkydink, no?
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