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    Default Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married

    Thursday, May 1st 2008
    No Pre-Nup!?




    Earlier, it was reported that Mimi had went and did a dumb thing by marrying Nick Cannon. Sources have confirmed to The New York Post that she is indeed married. Mimi's rep still hasn't confirmed. This is like Beyonce's wedding all over again.

    A source close to Mimi said she married without a pre-nup, because "there wasn't time." The bitch can kiss her 3,000 square foot closet goodbye, because this marriage is not going to last. Another source said they have only been dating for one month. "They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks. And she's always had a crush on him."

    When you have a crush on someone, you fuck them! You don't marry them. Shit, you don't even kiss them. That's too complicated. You get on, get off and get out!

    The wedding was supposedly held at Mimi's home in the Bahamas yesterday.

    She better have worn the dress above or else! Seriously, Mimi must be majorly dickmatized.

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    Dumb bitch.

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    what the fuck?

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    If this is true, she's off her fucking nut.

    Actually, I'm mostly disturbed that she would marry without a pre-nup.
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    No way....I don't believe it. Nope...

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    "They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks. And she's always had a crush on him." FOR Days..yeah that shits real and is going to last FOREVER!!
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    If this is true, then DAMN, what a stupid thing to do! Especially for her! Marrying someone like at least 10 years younger that you've been dating for 1 month with no-pre-nup when you're a multi-millionaire?!!! --SMART, "Mimi", SMART.

    When you have a crush on someone, you fuck them! You don't marry them. Shit, you don't even kiss them. That's too complicated. You get on, get off and get out!
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    What...what is she wearing. I mean, even for her....
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    Being famous does not equal being smart. Just another log on the fire of evidence.

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    I'm just shocked because I really didn't think she'd ever get married again. Not that I care. I hate her music and lost what little respect I had for her when she turned into a hoochie.
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    When you have a crush on someone, you fuck them! You don't marry them. Shit, you don't even kiss them. That's too complicated. You get on, get off and get out!
    Hahahaha, now there's good advice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raspberry gashes View Post
    Hahahaha, now there's good advice!
    Yes, its my new siggie.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    ^Perfect! and Clive Owen's picture near the word 'fuck' gives me such dirty thoughts He's the kind of guy that could fuck me dead.

    That guy is genius, Dlisted has to be the best celebrity blog there is.

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    What the hell? This is just crazy. Does she have an album coming out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tkdgirl View Post
    Does she have an album coming out?
    Why, yes - yes, she does!

    Quite a coinkydink, no?
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