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    Default George Bush makes a Jessica Simpson joke

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    President Bush made a funny about Jessica Simpson in front of the New York Giants yesterday. UsWeekly reports that he said, "We're going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democrat National Convention."
    This would have been funny if Cindy McCain had said it. Cindy probably has amazing comedic delivery. Seriously, when is she taking her solo act on the road? Valium will sponsor it.
    Bush should not know about this kind of shit! He shouldn't even know who Jessica Simpson is. I'm sure he loves to dance in his underwear to "With You," but still! Doesn't he have better things to think about? Yeah, wrong question.



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    Ut oh, I bet Papa Joe will have something to say about this.

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    It was hilarious. I saw the video. The crowd loved it.

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    Thinkin' of Jessica and smelling his finger.
    'High, High. Yaw Both High and Smokin' Weeeed in Front of My Howse"
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    ....look Georgie.....you started an unprovoked war....you have tried to strip us of most of our freedoms....you have tanked the economy.....you have made the U.S. a nation who tortures....

    ...and you think Jessica is a jinx?......

    George, go back to snorting coke....you made more sense then.....

    ....if I could just get close enough to bitch slap him.....

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    He maybe responsible for the deaths of thousands, not to mention ruining a booming economy, but at least he has a sense of humor.

    Poor Jessica, she's now officially a laughing stock.

    George, go back to snorting coke....you made more sense then.....
    George hasn't messed with cocaine since he started mixing booze and pills!

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    Poor thing, she's probably flattered to have her name on the lips of a grinning murderer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelpMeRhonda View Post
    Thinkin' of Jessica and smelling his finger.
    Oh god

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    That's pretty bad when you're getting slammed by the dumbest preisdent, ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    ....look Georgie.....you started an unprovoked war....you have tried to strip us of most of our freedoms....you have tanked the economy.....you have made the U.S. a nation who tortures....

    ...and you think Jessica is a jinx?......

    George, go back to snorting coke....you made more sense then.....

    ....if I could just get close enough to bitch slap him.....
    Just curious, cynic, what freedoms have you been striped of?

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    Oh great, I'm glad he can still giggle and make funnies after fucking up our country so badly. Asswipe.

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    01.20.09 Bush's last day in office

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belindagogo View Post
    01.20.09 Bush's last day in office
    That's around eight or nine more months, and nineteen days!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tkdgirl View Post
    Just curious, cynic, what freedoms have you been striped of?
    Not to answer for cynic who I'm sure can do that quite well for him/herself, but if you think you are free inside a country where the POTUS can declare you an enemy combatant for whatever reason enters his empty head without your having any recourse under the law, well...

    If you think you are free in a country where the POTUS can attach a "signing statement" to legislation enacted by our duly elected representatives in Congress declaring he does not have to abide by the law he is signing into law, well...

    It started in Germany with the Jews...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    Not to answer for cynic who I'm sure can do that quite well for him/herself, but if you think you are free inside a country where the POTUS can declare you an enemy combatant for whatever reason enters his empty head without your having any recourse under the law, well...

    If you think you are free in a country where the POTUS can attach a "signing statement" to legislation enacted by our duly elected representatives in Congress declaring he does not have to abide by the law he is signing into law, well...

    It started in Germany with the Jews...
    That's more rhetoric than proof, honestly. I want to know what specific freedoms have ben taken away. Send me a PM if you know.

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