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    Default John Mayer blogs about his new 80s haircut




    Jennifer Aniston's new maybe man, John Mayer, got his haircut in NYC yesterday and blogged about it. On his blog, John said his new haircut was inspired by Michael J. Fox, Shaun Cassidy, Mary Lou Retton and Kristy McNichol. John is trying to make the joke before anybody else does.
    He wrote, "Today I set off on my newest project; to grow and maintain an authentic í80s style feathered haircut. Itís something Iíve wanted to do for some time and Iím very excited to bring this amazing look into todayís pop culture landscape."
    Yup, he's the perfect douche for Aniston. She probably laughs till she pees at jokes like that. Well, she would laugh at his jokes even if she didn't think he was funny, because she wants to keep him around. Her bio clock already went off and she's out of snoozes.
    Page Six reports that John went out in NYC on Sunday night and was very well behaved. A source said, "He just hung out with his friends, and wasn't flirting with any girls." He wasn't flirting with them, because he's already done them. He's a major whore!
    Awww....I hope this is one the for Aniston. You know she's already pasting her face and John's face on to wedding pictures in magazines. She puts it up on her "inspiration boardl" along with pictures of what she wants her baby to look like.

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    he looks like an idiot.

    seriously, you're not going to bring that back. people still cringe at that shit.
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    Why does John Mayer think he's suddenly cool?

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    what does he do?
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    ^ Talks a lot about how edgy he is.

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    isnt that the opposite of being edgy
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    John Mayer is annoying me lately.

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    ^
    Me too.

    It's a shame because I really use to enjoy his music... not so much anymore though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CCkissesx View Post
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    Me too.

    It's a shame because I really use to enjoy his music... not so much anymore though.
    ITA...I liked him when he didn't run his mouth and blog all the time.

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    Below are some photographs I used as inspiration. I look forward to reporting on my progress in upcoming blogs.

    Michael J Fox, the Master.

    The Masterwork

    Shaun Cassidy, the One With the Better Hair

    Mary Lou Retton

    Kristy McNichol, the Goal Personified

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    Quote Originally Posted by ingi View Post
    Below are some photographs I used as inspiration. I look forward to reporting on my progress in upcoming blogs.
    blogs??
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    That neck's comparable to Britney's!!


    John MAyer, that haircut is horrid. It is not ready for a revival yet, give it another 5 years or so.

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    I've never cared for John Mayer's music, or him in general... I wish he'd fall off the Earth already, he's such a dweeb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    blogs??

    ^ Mayer blogs... A LOT
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    I was thinking he got a mullet - darn.

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