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    Default Amy Winehouse and her flings

    Wino Loves Peen




    Amy Wino has already been accused of cheating on her beloved Blaaake with Blake II and Alex Haines. There's a third penis in the mix. Wino has been knocking genitals with Pete Doherty's bandmate, Mick Whitnall. The Sun reports that Mick has been bragging to friends about sexing Wino and has told them about a birthmark she has an intimate place. That's not a birthmark! That's a pipe burn from the time she tried to smoke crack through her snatch!
    A source said that Mick claims they've done it a couple of times, Its always supposed to have happened when theyve been on a bender. Telling people about her birthmark is his way of proving it happened. Its male bravado.
    You shouldn't admit that you've done Wino. That kind of talk will get you quarantined.
    Even though Wino has been fucking with all these tools, a friend said her heart really belongs to Alex. Wino went to see Blaaake in the chokey yesterday and even showed off a "love bite" to the paps. The friend said that's just her way of keeping Blaaake calm while he's in there.
    Since when has Wino become such a slut? It's like she's recently discovered that a little coke on the peen makes the vag tingle in a good way.



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    Now that's what I call a talent

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    What gross taste in men she has!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    .... and has told them about a birthmark she has an intimate place. That's not a birthmark! That's a pipe burn from the time she tried to smoke crack through her snatch!



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    The first photo is what she looks like in the morning right?

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    This is a woman hellbent on destroying herself.

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    She doesn't look that bad, in that picture... The man on the other hand, good freaking GOD.

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    A couple of gargoyles like this should be banned from ever sharing their genitals with anyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    A couple of gargoyles like this should be banned from ever sharing their genitals with anyone.
    Can you imagine the baby those two would produce?! It would be the most breathtaking baby ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    Wino Loves Peen

    It's like she's recently discovered that a little coke on the peen makes the vag tingle in a good way.



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    the second nasty thing that i have ever read on this

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    More and more I think she is the HIV+ singer EL was talking about.

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    That guy doesn't even look human. I can just imagine the smell that permeated in the room for hours after they had sex.
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    ^^ you just HAD to go there, didn't ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    That guy doesn't even look human. I can just imagine the smell that permeated in the room for hours after they had sex.

    I bet it smelled like a bum fucked a block of cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    It's like she's recently discovered that a little coke on the peen makes the vag tingle in a good way.
    Oh, thats so wrong.

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