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    Default Madonna tries to stay relevant by flopping on Justin Timberlake

    Vadge On The Timberlake




    Madonna performed a 32-minute set at NYC's Roseland last night for free! Well, it wasn't totally free, because some people waited over 60 hours to get in. WTF! I wouldn't even wait 60 hours in line to see a Pete Doherty and Amy Wino crack-off! Ok, I totally would.
    Anyway, during her set, Madge told the audience, “All you people I saw sleeping in the street last night, this song is for you.” She went on to say, "And don't forget to waste your hard earned cash on all my products, because I really need to buy a 4th home in London. CHEERIO!" Ok, she didn't say the last part.
    Madge was joined on stage by Douche Timberlake and two tampons bumped vaginas to that hideous song of theirs. Seriously, can that song be put down already?
    At least Madge kept her hands and crotch covered. That's all that I ask. Yes, it looks like her performance had its fair share of memaw crotch thrusts, but that's ok. Madonna is the new Sally O'Malley. She's 50 (almost)!!!!

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    He's all "Bitch get your 50 year old vadge away from me"

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    Hey Vadge's album dropped with pretty much no marketing... has anybody heard it? lol
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    Damn. Get the hell off my man! He doesn't look like he's enjoying that LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllieCat View Post
    Damn. Get the hell off my man! He doesn't look like he's enjoying that LOL.
    Most gay men wouldn't.

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    ^Actually, most gay men would, since Madonna has morphed into a man.

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    I wonder if JT has hit that.

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    She just gets saddera nd sadder. And here in the UK there was a huge amount of viral marketing, as well as the traditional kind....but it's not going to make this album good, no matter what she does.
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    Meh. I've seen her Hard Candy Vadge pose on bus stops around my hood. And I've heard that shitty 4 Minutes To Save The World song on a Hair Silk commercial.

    I agree with butt though. Nothing sadder than a nearly 50-year-old woman desperately trying to cling to her youth by grinding on some douche 25 years younger than her. It's just ridiculous, no matter how great she looks.

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    Oh Madonna, how I once loved you. Now you're
    a scary man.

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    Barf o'rama.

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    "I like to KIIIICK, STREEEEETCH, and KICK! I'm FIFTY! FIFTY YEARS OLD!"

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    YUM! Justin is so HOT!

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