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    Default Christina Aguilera’s rough night out


    It’s true that everything changes when you have kids. And it looks like Christina Aguilera was having trouble keeping up with the party last night.
    The “Genie in a Bottle” singer was spotted leaving the launch party of the Crown Bar in Hollywood, California last night. And she definitely looked like she’d had enough.



    Whether it was sheer exhaustion or perhaps a drink or two, Aguilera clearly needed the assistance of her hubby Jordan Bratman as she made her way to the waiting car.
    On a happier note, it sounds like the “Dirrty” mommy has the closet we all dream of. Reportedly she needs a ladder on wheels to access her shoe collection, and likes to keep things on display so that she can admire her accessories.
    She told press, “I have loads of wig-heads for hats and a shoe-wall filled from floor to ceiling. It even has a ladder on wheels, a bit like an old library, so I can scoot along and get what I want quickly.”









    Christina Aguilera looked a little tipsy as she left the Crown Bar
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Nice chichi's... wish she wouldn't wear so much make up

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    Hope she's not still breastfeeding if she is drinking that much. I know we've debated the drinking in moderation thing while pregnant/breastfeeding, but I think we can all agree it's not cool to get sloshed while breastfeeding.

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    is that her bodyguard? or is it the rock? dayum...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    she looks awfully sad in her eyes here lately.
    Kill him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrypye View Post
    Hope she's not still breastfeeding if she is drinking that much. I know we've debated the drinking in moderation thing while pregnant/breastfeeding, but I think we can all agree it's not cool to get sloshed while breastfeeding.
    She can get sloshed if she wants as long as she doesn't go home and pop a tit in her kid's mouth first thing. The alcohol level in breast milk will be the same as in blood; her body metabolizes the alcohol and the milk will be just fine. Hell, you could have a drink and breastfeed at the same time if you're done within 20 minutes before the alcohol actually makes it into the blood and milk.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

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    I swear I forgot what her face looks like without all the make up.
    I wonder if she's still remember.

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    ... I still think she is the answer to that BI
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    I think she looks like a clown. She could probably pass as Ronald McDonald's sister.

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    Makeup is stupid looking as usual but who gives a carp if she got drunk? It's not a crime as far as I know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    she looks awfully sad in her eyes here lately.
    Postpardum depression perhaps?

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    Tolerance is probably real low. That's not a bad thing.

    New moms need to get out and have a few.......

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    Anyone else think she's chanelling Cyndi Lauper in those pictures?

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    I don't know if its a sad face or an about to vomit face.

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    She totally puked on the way home.

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