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    Default Katie Holmes sent to Scientology Boot Camp

    Scientology Boot Camp Sounds Fun




    Think about it. Scientology boot camp is probably filled with a bunch of suppressed homos that are just aching to get their jaws around any cock and ass. Throw in a few dozen bottles of barley water and you've got yourself a party right there. Eff prison! I'm going to break into Scientology boot camp.
    Star Magazine claims Katie Holmes recently spent 3 days at Gold Base, the Scientology compound in Hemet, CA. An inside source said she went through serious tests and purification sessions. Tommy Girl banished Katie to the compound, because she wanted to go to NYC by herself and star on Broadway.
    The source said the boot camp includes, "various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes. Tom insists that auditing and purification practices are incredibly beneficial to Scientologists at all levels." One of the auditing sessions reportedly lasts 36 hours with little sleep and food.
    No wonder Katie always looks like Skeletor's penis. The bitch is girl and hungry.



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    Tom's gay is showing.

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    Katie's been a bad girl, apparently. And must be punished!
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    I want to know about Miley's Big Lies!
    Oh and Tom looks totally feminine in that picture.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

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    I will never, ever support a double breasted suit. I. Just. Can't. Do. It.

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    Maybe she'll die.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    GOLD Base? Who comes up with the names of the Scientology bases/centers, seriously? It's like a fucking joke. Oh, wait... it is a fucking joke.

    What do they do to "purify" themselves in these sessions?

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    WTF...torture someone for 3 days to get them back in line. Gotta love CO$

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    If it's good enuff for Suri...

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    omg this is so sad.i just read mortons book and that camp is no joke she signed that document so anything could happen, she really could die
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    When you sell your soul to the Devil, don't shout in surprise when you get anally probed with the pitchfork.

    He looks like a female in that picure, but I am still holding out hope that he likes women.



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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    If it's good enuff for Suri...

    FREE SURI!!

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    Poor Katie.

    I don't think she realized how fucked up this shit is when she signed her soul away to Tom.

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    Oh yes she did, and she's still STAYING.
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    Default Boot Camp for Independent Wives

    I hear that the boot camp is where they send people who are starting to develop a mind of their own. I think that some of the exscientologykids.com people went through it. You're basically on the road to disconnect, if you don't straighten out. I hear that it is rough too: a regime designed to break you down mentally, physically, emotionally, etc. and prepare you to accept Sci teachings. It's not unusual for people to wind up with broken bones.

    Some how I don't think boot camp was what she signed on for when visions of Oscars, and plum film roles, danced through her head. Let's hope she makes it through without some kind of freak accident.

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