Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson putting together new Newlywed show?

mrs.v · April 30th, 2008, 11:50 AM

Doesn't Papa Joe realize that reality shows kill relationships? Yeah, that douche doesn't care. He only cares about how much many his whores can bring in. OK! Magazine is reporting that Papa is currently trying to get a deal together for Ass and Pete to star in "Newlyweds" for MTV. Jessica and Nick starred in the first Newlyweds and we all know how that ended.
A source said, “He knows that no one cared about Jessica before her reality show, and he’s hoping a show for Ashlee will have the same effect." I've got news. If this bitch gave all of us $1,000 in cash, we still wouldn't care about her. Okay, we would pretend to care about her, but only after we spent it all on sex toys and candy.
Papa apparently thinks that Asshole and Pete would be perfect for a reality show, because they are getting married and having a baby.
Personally, I would rather see a reality show starring Papa Joe. Oh scratch that. We already have "To Catch A Predator."
P.S. - Asshole's new shitty CD sold 47,000 copies and debuted at No. 4 on Billboard. This is her first CD to not debut at No.1. Poor Ass. She should cry into daddy's arms. Seriously, she should, because that would make his week.

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NicoleWasHere · April 30th, 2008, 11:55 AM

Good Lord, why?

louiswinthorpe111 · April 30th, 2008, 01:12 PM

I guess Papa Joe doesn't learn from his mistakes. Poor Pete's just a pawn...

Bijoux · April 30th, 2008, 01:16 PM

That is just sick!!!!

You'd think he'd try to disassociate Ashlee from the press right now, but no!
Once a pimp, always a pimp!

southernbelle · April 30th, 2008, 01:47 PM

Ashlee's already had a reality show, and people still aren't interested in her. Newlyweds Nick and Jessica worked because they were both attractive, upbeat celebrities who were marginally likable and interesting as a couple, and people felt that they could identify with them. Ashlee and her boyfriend are both losers who have little to no appeal.

April 30th, 2008, 11:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
mrs.v Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: highway jammed with broken heroes Posts: 22,603	Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson putting together new Newlywed show? Doesn't Papa Joe realize that reality shows kill relationships? Yeah, that douche doesn't care. He only cares about how much many his whores can bring in. OK! Magazine is reporting that Papa is currently trying to get a deal together for Ass and Pete to star in "*Newlyweds" for MTV. Jessica and Nick starred in the first Newlyweds and we all know how that ended. A source said, “He knows that no one cared about Jessica before her reality show, and he’s hoping a show for Ashlee will have the same effect."* I've got news. If this bitch gave all of us $1,000 in cash, we still wouldn't care about her. Okay, we would pretend to care about her, but only after we spent it all on sex toys and candy. Papa apparently thinks that Asshole and Pete would be perfect for a reality show, because they are getting married and having a baby. Personally, I would rather see a reality show starring Papa Joe. Oh scratch that. We already have "*To Catch A Predator.*" P.S. - Asshole's new shitty CD sold 47,000 copies and debuted at No. 4 on Billboard. This is her first CD to not debut at No.1. Poor Ass. She should cry into daddy's arms. Seriously, she should, because that would make his week. Reality Shows Kill Relationships \| Dlisted __________________ eat a hot bowl of dicks.

April 30th, 2008, 01:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
louiswinthorpe111 Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle America Posts: 8,148	I guess Papa Joe doesn't learn from his mistakes. Poor Pete's just a pawn... __________________ RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

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NicoleWasHere Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: kcmo Posts: 14,484	Good Lord, why?

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Bijoux Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Salem Posts: 4,871	That is just sick!!!! You'd think he'd try to disassociate Ashlee from the press right now, but no! Once a pimp, always a pimp!

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southernbelle Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 7,353	Ashlee's already had a reality show, and people still aren't interested in her. Newlyweds Nick and Jessica worked because they were both attractive, upbeat celebrities who were marginally likable and interesting as a couple, and people felt that they could identify with them. Ashlee and her boyfriend are both losers who have little to no appeal.

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