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    Talking Jeremy Piven used cat urine on his head in an attempt to stop balding


    Let me preface this story by saying its probably not true that Jeremy Piven actually put cat urine on his head. The source is Star Magazine, and while it may be accurate that hes trying to stave off baldness its up to question whether he went to the extreme of applying cat urine to his scalp. Since its asswipe Jeremy Piven were talking about, Ill give Star the benefit of the doubt.
    Jeremy Piven, 42, revealed his insecurities about going bald (again?) to a friend and told her that he has tried absolutely everything! He has experimented with all sorts of folklore remedies, like cat urine and bee pollen, as well as all the organic hair restoration formulas, the source says. He had literally 30 types of hair vitamins in his bathroom. It looks like a pharmacy in there.
    [From Star Magazine, print edition, May 5, 2008]



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    Where does one get cat urine? Pull clumps out of the bottom of the litter box and squeeze? Hold a cat over one's head? Is there some weird black market?

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    ....once you can convince one cat to piss on your head....the others will come to you.....

    I can believe this because most of my buddies who are going/gone bald will do literally anything to regrow hair.....yes, I make jokes and laugh.....they're my pals..........and I have hair.....neener, neener, boo-boo.....

    ......and gentlemen.....EVERYONE knows you are bald under that hat......better to spraypaint cammo on your head.......

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    Jeremy Piven is an ass.

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    I don't get it.... it's called HAIR TRANSPLANT.

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    I think women would rather be with a bald man than with a man that smells like a litterbox. Cat urine is wicked!

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    At least some member of the mammal kingdom is giving him what he deserves.

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    I don't know if it will stop balding. I do know it will stop potential girlfriends dead in their tracks.
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    the title made me laugh, if he needs more cat urine, my cat would gladly pee on his heads.
    ..and I mean that from the heart of my bottom..

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    Piven's such a perv that's probably just what he said when someone caught him letting a cat piss on his head!
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    Does it have to be cat pee? If any old pee will do, he can take Leah Remini's piss towels from bed, and wrap them around his head like a turban.

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    Just think how much Leah could rake in for the CO$ by bottling her non-housebroken kid's pee as hair resto!

    Leah, Get a Foley catheter for that kid, stat!
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