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    Red face Jennifer Aniston poses as nurse to get borked; online profile collects sand

    Jennifer Aniston is reportedly posing as a nurse on matchmaking website match.com in a bid to find a boyfriend.

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    Jennifer Aniston is reportedly pretending to be a nurse in a bid to find a boyfriend.

    The former 'Friends' actress - who has been romantically linked to musician John Mayer - has created a fake profile on matchmaking website match.com to see if there are any suitable men.

    A source close to the star said: "Jennifer needs a guy to get to know the real her and not just Jennifer the movie star. She just wants to see what responses she gets.

    "She is posing as a nurse and using a fake picture and name. She has taken the picture from a clothes catalogue. The woman she chose is about her age but not drop-dead gorgeous. It seems Jennifer thought she had a really nice smile."

    Jennifer is said to be vetting the responses she gets before revealing her true identity.

    The source added to Grazia magazine: "Jennifer has made her profile as real as she dares but would never dream of leading anybody on. She just puts out who she honestly is, without revealing she is famous. If there is a real connection with someone, then she will probably explain the whole situation."

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    As a nurse, this irks me. It takes a certain kind of person to be in this profession, as anyone else in the profession knows. I guarantee you she has nothing in common in any way with any woman who works as a nurse. She's doing anything BUT "putting out who she honestly is". What does she think false advertising is going to get her? Does she want another man who will eventually leave her??
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    Regular advertising didn't work, whining didn't work, Smartwater didn't work, Vince Vaughn's eyebags didn't work.. maybe lying will!

    *doesn't hold breath*
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    Said it before & I'll say it again... she and Sheryl Crowe need to hook up and call it a day.

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    Bwa thhat's funny!

    I doubt it's true though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KristiB View Post
    Bwa thhat's funny!

    I doubt it's true though.
    I doubt it too. Too risky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    Said it before & I'll say it again... she and Sheryl Crowe need to hook up and call it a day.
    I think Courtney Cox would get jellus.
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    ^^ You may be onto something, Cherry.

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    What the fuck is she doing??

    Eventually any asshole she actually dates from this site (if she has any takers which I doubt) will find out it's her and will back up the Brinks truck!

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    I call bs on this one.
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    So Smartwater doesn't get you laid? Good to know...
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    Isn't she dating scuzzy John Mayer?

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    i call bullshit. which is too bad because i think Nurse Sandy would be a good nickname for her.
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    I think its funnier that people believe this!

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    I think it's funnier that people get so worked up that people have a laugh at it
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