Clay Aiken's coming out song?

**Honey** · April 29th, 2008, 08:56 PM

Clay Gayken's ginger ass was on QVC last night hawking his CD that only Claymates will buy. Gayken sang several songs from his new album, "The Real Me Is A Fruitcake." MTV Newsroom thinks that one tune he sang during the QVC show might be his "coming out" song.
Some of the lyrics to the song "The Real Me" go:

But you see the real me

Hiding in my skin, broken from within

Unveil me completely

I’m loosening my grasp

There’s no need to mask my frailty

Cause you see the real me Painted on, life is behind a mask

Self-inflicted circus clown

I’m tired of the song and dance

Living a charade, always on parade...

Sure, he could be singing it to a big, juicy cock. I picture him singing it to his limited-edition Cabbage Patch Snuggle Beans doll. Snuggle Beans really does see the real Gayken.
Wait.....he sings about sad clowns? Gayken knows how to get to me! Don't be a sad circus clown, Gayken! I'll kiss your foreskin if it makes you feel better. I know, gross. Well! I don't want him to be a sad clown!
The clip of Gayken singing about a sad clown (tears) is below:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7XZkpMQlHg[/youtube]

**Grimmlok** · April 29th, 2008, 08:57 PM

yeah, it's about as subtle as that boxmuncher KD Lang's 'constant craving' tune.

**KrisNine** · April 29th, 2008, 09:50 PM

He's very unattractive.

**Belinda** · April 30th, 2008, 07:50 AM

He wears more makeup then I do

**Eli** · April 30th, 2008, 08:03 AM

That's Lindsay Lohan, silly.

**Belinda** · April 30th, 2008, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by Allie

That's Lindsay Lohan, silly.

**AgentOrange** · April 30th, 2008, 08:21 AM

He certainly sounds like he's had enough of life in the limelight. He probably come back for more though. Most of them do. Where else is some one with the qualifications of a waiter or a cab driver gonna earn millions?? Love of money - the root of all evil.