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    Clay Gayken's ginger ass was on QVC last night hawking his CD that only Claymates will buy. Gayken sang several songs from his new album, "The Real Me Is A Fruitcake." MTV Newsroom thinks that one tune he sang during the QVC show might be his "coming out" song.
    Some of the lyrics to the song "The Real Me" go:

    But you see the real me
    Hiding in my skin, broken from within
    Unveil me completely
    I’m loosening my grasp
    There’s no need to mask my frailty
    Cause you see the real me Painted on, life is behind a mask
    Self-inflicted circus clown
    I’m tired of the song and dance
    Living a charade, always on parade...
    Sure, he could be singing it to a big, juicy cock. I picture him singing it to his limited-edition Cabbage Patch Snuggle Beans doll. Snuggle Beans really does see the real Gayken.
    Wait.....he sings about sad clowns? Gayken knows how to get to me! Don't be a sad circus clown, Gayken! I'll kiss your foreskin if it makes you feel better. I know, gross. Well! I don't want him to be a sad clown!
    The clip of Gayken singing about a sad clown (tears) is below:

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7XZkpMQlHg[/youtube]

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    yeah, it's about as subtle as that boxmuncher KD Lang's 'constant craving' tune.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    He's very unattractive.

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    He wears more makeup then I do

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    That's Lindsay Lohan, silly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allie View Post
    That's Lindsay Lohan, silly.

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    He certainly sounds like he's had enough of life in the limelight. He probably come back for more though. Most of them do. Where else is some one with the qualifications of a waiter or a cab driver gonna earn millions?? Love of money - the root of all evil.

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    Clay will come out the day that Tom will admit the aliens stole his brain.

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