David Hasselhoff eating sushi at Coachella

[Honey]

The Hoff looks like shit! He should be laying down in a hospital bed with an IV in his arm not eating sushi at Coachella! The Hoff was actually in a hospital bed of a few days ago. He was in the hospital, because an open wound in his eyes began bleeding. Eye lift gone wrong!
His tit sweat in the pictures below look like two little alien eyes. Tom Cruise would totally lick that up. I've also thrown in some pictures of that hot bitch Janice Dickinson Steven Tyler.

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[fattymatty]

I thought this was supposed to be a trendy thing to go to. Seeing David Hasselhoff would totally kill my buzz.

[Seapharris7]

Um... what beat the living $hit out of David arm?!?!

[heathersharon]

It just doesn't sound safe to eat sushi at an open air festival. yuck.

[Niki]

Hoff looks stoned, and Steven Tyler just totally scared me, yikes

[KristiB]

It just doesn't sound safe to eat sushi at an open air festival. yuck.

Not so much that it doesn't sound safe it doesn't sound right. Should be eating burgers and hot dogs and food on a stick!

[AgentOrange]

Maybe Hoff banged his head again, in another drunken incident.

[Sasha]

*eating sushi*

[Sweetie]

I will never understand why people like eating raw fish.

[sputnik]

i love sushi.

i bet david poured vodka on his and that's why he looks so happy to be eating it.

[AgentOrange]

He looks ghostly pale, though.

According to the most recent National Enquirer, his most recent rehab stint was 2 1/2 hours, on April 17. Before that he stayed as long as 4 hours on April 15. Basically he checks in and then leaves before he's even had the chance to sleep it off.