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    Default Clay Aiken's Claymates are still going strong

    Claymates Are Scary




    The ultimate Claymate might have been found. Clay Gayken is currently starring on Broadway in "Spermalot" and one Claymate has already seen it 40 times. Seeing Gayken 40 times will make even the sanest person go nuts. Sources tell Gatecrasher that the women waits by the stage door for Gayken and the other actors.
    One actor asked the woman why she loves Gayken so much, she answered the only way a crazed Claymate would answer, "He is the Savior." A Savior to whom? A group of bear tops with blue balls?
    A source said the woman starts waiting by the stage door at 9 in the morning. She tries to talk to anybody that will listen to her, "She says talking to the other actors, she feels a step closer to Clay." If you see this bitch, proceed with caution. She's delusional enough to mistake you for Clay Gayken and hump you to death with her memaw vadge.



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    MEMAW VADGE?!

    wtf?
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    Clay Aiken looks like that crap you stepped on, that's still stuck to the bottom of your shoe, that you haven't bothered to scrape off, yet.

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    i liked Clay on AI, but since then? he believes his own bad press.
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    ^ He is his own bad press.

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    He should get the pressure Hollywood women get to remain thin, because Gayken has porked, folks.
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    at first I thought Simon was just ragging on him but he really has become a jerk, guess he figures his Claymates will stick by him. I can't call myself a Claymate but I did like him pre internet video days. Now he kind of skeeves me out. Why can't he just troll the parks like Kevin Spacey if he needs a date?

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    He skeeves me out as well. There's just something really creapy about him. He looks like shit too.

    Those ClayMates are crazy obsessed. I've never, ever gotten the appeal of Clay. Good singer, but there are plenty better.

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    He looks like Carrot Top's even gayer younger brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by awshuks View Post
    He looks like Carrot Top's even gayer younger brother.
    Good point, he does. He looks absolutely terrifying to me.

    And the "Claymates" are a whole bag full of wtf, I don't even want to know.

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