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    These are the only words that can be used to describe Dog Chapman and Beth Smith. You can also use the three words I tagged this post with. Take your pick.
    Here's Dog and Beth probably buying generic bleach, RID hair lice removal cream and KY jelly at CVS in Malibu yesterday.

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    I am desperately trying to find one positive thing to say.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    Dog & Beth still look lost somewhere in the 80's... only... dare I say it?... slightly tamer.

    Beth looks like she's aged a lot since I watched the show, but it's kind of nice to see her without pancaked harlot make-up and hair teased within an inch of existence.
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    I bet they fight over the bathroom mirror.

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    Atrocious.



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    Holy white trash.
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    Who are they, and what Jerry Springer episode did they come out of?
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    i'm probably the odd man out, but i like him. her? blech, not at all.

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    These two are trashtastic! Love 'em!

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    Did he ever get his show back??

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    I can't understand these people. I mean can they not look at eachother and say "wow, you look so fucking stupid". If my husband ever tried walking out of the house like that, I'd probably divorce him...no joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ruokannie View Post
    I can't understand these people. I mean can they not look at eachother and say "wow, you look so fucking stupid". If my husband ever tried walking out of the house like that, I'd probably divorce him...no joke.
    Then again your husband probably isn't doing crack and meth around the clock. In his drug addled state, Duane thinks he looks cool.

    According to an interview his son Christopher Hetch gave the Enquirer (the same one who later appeared on Larry King defending Dog), Dog abuses Beth and calls her a 'pig', he routinely uses hooker, oh yeah and he's on crack pretty much constantly. Hetch referred to their digs as 'hillbilly deluxe'.

    Hetch is no angel either. he's been in trouble with the law; once for 'racial intimidation' regarding an incident with a black man in a bar, and another time for 'fag bashing'. Hetch most recently turned up ion the National Enquirer a couple of weeks back in neo nazi/ white supremacist gear.

    Chapman is quite a boon to the gene pool, eh? I'm sure some where out there he has a long lost daughter called 'Duana'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOrange View Post
    Did he ever get his show back??
    A&E signed them back on...but I don't think they've done any filming yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpookyGirl View Post
    Holy white trash.
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    Who are they, and what Jerry Springer episode did they come out of?
    Quote Originally Posted by ruokannie View Post
    I can't understand these people. I mean can they not look at eachother and say "wow, you look so fucking stupid". If my husband ever tried walking out of the house like that, I'd probably divorce him...no joke.
    Thank you all for making me almost fall out of my seat laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ruokannie View Post
    I can't understand these people. I mean can they not look at eachother and say "wow, you look so fucking stupid". If my husband ever tried walking out of the house like that, I'd probably divorce him...no joke.

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