Colleen Shannon wants to set the record straight -- Jesse Metcalfe did not pay for her boobs. Some reading lessons would have been nice though.

The Playmate/DJ wants us to know that she's boned up on politics since last we spoke to her, and her candidate of choice is "Umbama."

As in, "Um, what is this airhead talking about?"


Playmate Bimbo Supports Herself and "Umbama" - TMZ.com