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    Dreamboat Doherty is spending his time in prison snorting heroin, staring at the walls, dodging the drug dealers that want to beat his ass and reading the Koran. What?! Reading the Koran? It's been reported that Dreamy has turned to Islam to help him get through his days in the chokey.
    A source said, "Hes been reading the Koran since he went into segregation. Hes got a lot of Muslim friends and theyve been on at him for ages to study it. Now hes on his own hes got time on his hands to study it. Im surprised how much it has calmed him down as he was very on edge inside. He definitely seems more chilled. Hes lapping it up and really interested in it. I think its helping him in there.
    Nothing surprises me about this hot crackiehead. It wouldn't even shock me if Dreamy decided to become a Polygamist wife in Texas. The only thing shocking about this whole story is learning that his ass can read. I'm surprised all the heroin he's ingested hasn't destroyed that part of his brain yet.
    In the past, Dreamy has also studied Scientology and other cults and religions. Methinks Dreamy is just going through all these cults and religions to find that one that says it's ok to smoke crack. He should start his own. The Church of Dreamboat!

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    Dreamboat Doherty is spending his time in prison ... reading the Koran.

    Um, isn't that spelled Q'raan?

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    Just out of curiosity, I googled and found Quran and Qur'an. Along with my spelling above, these three seem to be the most common. Interesting stuff.

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    I always spelled it Koran.

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    He probably thought "finding God" in jail would be too scene, so he decided to try and find Allah, instead.

    (Islam worships Allah, right?)

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    Wa-wait, this bloke's ACTUALLY serving time??? When the fack did this happen???

    There is a God! Anyhoo, this Islam thing is a joke, no way Pete's gonna have anything to do with religion or organized anything if he gets out. It's all back to the nose candy.

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    Free Pete!!!

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    Maybe he thinks that by reading the Quran and making some noises about converting, other Muslims on the inside will protect him?? I just can't see Doherty giving up drugs for anything.

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    I thought this thread title was " Pete Doherty RETURNS to Islam"--like he was leaving for good and never coming back.

    So he's gotten Allah? In jail? How unique and surprising! A convict getting religion in jail! Whodathunkit?
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    Wait-I thought he was turning to Xenu? Fool can't make up his mind.

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    LOL! This dude is crazy.

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    Methinks Dreamy is just going through all these cults and religions to find that one that says it's ok to smoke crack.

    It's a privilege to call yourself a Cracktologist.
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