April 26th, 2008, 11:26 AM
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They Are Totally Going To Get Married
John Mayer and Jenny Aniston had lunch in Miami yesterday which means she's either knocked up or they are getting married. Actually, we're talking about Aniston here, so it's probably their first and last date. Well!
The GM of the joint they were eating at told People they were very close and their heads almost touched. OMG! He probably witnessed the conception of their first baby together.
I know you're pulling your pubies out wondering what they had for lunch? She had a "chopped chicken salad, while Mayer had a Serrano ham sandwich which "Jen ate some of." I'm surprised a food expert wasn't brought in to tell us what their food choices say about how they feel about one another.
Jen and John were also seen leaving another restaurant later that night. He had his arm around her. He was probably giving her the " It's not you, it's me" speech. It was lovely while it lasted.
I bet they met through Facebook. She superpoked him and John actually answered! She probably superpokes everyone though. Check your Facebook. I'm sure you've been superpoked by her.
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April 26th, 2008, 11:58 AM
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Oh no, will it never eeeeeeeeeennd!!  
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April 26th, 2008, 12:03 PM
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Sperm donor alert!
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April 26th, 2008, 03:21 PM
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isn't he like twelve and she's 40? wow that would be a interesting - Demi wouldn't be the number one cougar anymore.
He's hot, but he doesn't hang around long he's a bump and run sort of guy. Maybe she just needed a bootie call.
all in all I'd believe a hook up with John before that lame ass hook up with Vince Vaughn...... good grief.
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April 26th, 2008, 03:23 PM
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April 26th, 2008, 03:31 PM
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April 26th, 2008, 04:57 PM
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Jen can't even have lunch with a man without people reporting she's dating him!
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April 26th, 2008, 08:24 PM
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Is she a cougar now?
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April 26th, 2008, 08:47 PM
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Perez Hilton's leftovers. Good job, Jen. You're getting hotter all the time, baby.
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April 26th, 2008, 09:07 PM
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Damn, if Jen is a cougar, Brad is a buzzard.
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April 26th, 2008, 09:20 PM
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look John might be a ho but I think he's hot, so with a bit of duct tape across his mouth I'd do him.
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April 26th, 2008, 10:18 PM
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Damn, if Jen is a cougar, Brad is a buzzard.
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April 27th, 2008, 02:00 AM
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I wanna see Conan do this on "if they mated".
That'd be one ugly kid.
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April 27th, 2008, 02:07 AM
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Run John, RUN!!!!
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April 27th, 2008, 06:49 AM
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Isn't he gay?
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