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    Default Helen Hunt has fart-inducing sex with Colin Firth

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    A fart, silence and coitus interrupted - Entertainment - BrisbaneTimes

    April 25, 2008 - 10:00AM


    Helen Hunt and Colin Firth had to abandon filming a sex scene after being put off by someone breaking wind.

    The pair were in a naked embrace on the set of forthcoming film Then She Found Me but the mood was ruined when a crew member suffered a bout of extremely loud flatulence.

    English actor Firth – who had to re-shoot the scene – is quoted by Britain’s The Sun newspaper as saying: “Helen’s character plays my children’s school teacher and one of the most emotional parts of the film is when she comes to sleep on the floor of the room where I am with the kids. It’s very, very quiet and we can’t speak too loudly.
    “There was a camera at floor level – then somebody down there broke wind incredibly loudly. It was not silent - it was deadly!
    "Then there was this silence, this paralysis in the room. Helen, who was in my arms, asked, ‘What just happened?’ Some very noble soul put his hand up and admitted that they did it.”

    Then She Found Me, directed by Hunt, is set for release in the US in May and the rest of the world in the summer.



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    I think that is funny as heck

    colin who seems so stuffy actually has a wicked sense of dour humor.. I bet the ribald jokes are still going on.
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    only a guy would claim his farts

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    At first I thought the kids were on the FLOOR around them -- literally on the floor, as in same room floor. Then I realized that it meant the same floor, but different room. At least I certainly hope that's what he meant.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    Damn. I was hoping Colin was accusing Helen of actually farting during actual sex.

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    i find it hysterical! nothing funnier than a fart in public
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    Colin Firth . . .
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    Thanks Crackho. I love this story, particularly since my weekend houseguest is a deadly farter and we've been on the floor laughing since yesterday. I kind of wish that Helen Hunt had squeezed one out of that tiny frame, though.
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    I love Colin Firth!

    Thanks for the laugh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    my weekend houseguest is a deadly farter and we've been on the floor laughing since yesterday.
    Is your farter actually claiming them?
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    Dude, have you seen Helen Hunt lately? She's a huge turn off.

    Helen Hunt looks old and scary

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    lol ,that is very honest of person to admit it

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    I truly believe she's the fugliest actress in h-town. Just don't get her appeal--at all! Her acting is not even that great.

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    For some reason, this headline only just now made me laugh hysterically. Talk about a delayed reaction. O_o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffy Burnett View Post
    I truly believe she's the fugliest actress in h-town. Just don't get her appeal--at all! Her acting is not even that great.
    Imo, that spot is reserved for Renee Zellwegger.

    As for the fart, it would've been hilarious if people acted like she did it.
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    Is your farter actually claiming them?
    She's proud as hell. As far as Helen Hunt...never a great beauty but looking decidedly worse since all the surgery and weight loss.
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