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    Default Harrison Ford has a chest wax for the environment

    Pepaw Gets Waxed For The Environment




    I didn't think I'd ever see Indiana Jones getting waxed, but here it is!
    65-year-old Harrison Ford had his chest waxed to show the pain involved in deforestation. Harry, who is the vice chair of the global environment group Conservation International, invited Access Hollywood's cameras in while he was stripped of his pepaw hair.
    Harry hopes this will shock people into thinking green.
    Getting your chest wax is child's play. That feels like a massage compared to getting other shit waxed. He needed to get his nut and chode hair ripped off. That's the kind of pain that will make you see the entire solar system. Your shit will see stars, planets, aliens, spaceships, all that shit!
    You know Indy popped a boner when they ripped the strip off. He looks like a kinky motherfucker.



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    How is dumping your grey, sticky, peepaw chest hair in the garbage helping the environment?

    Whatever...
    RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

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    I think he still looks pretty damned good, especially for an old dude.
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    how does that even relate?

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    I dunno either SVZ. Are they comparing his chest to a rainforest? Unlike the trees, the hair grows back.
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    Yeah, and I'm gonna take a shit to show the effects of global warming....people are all getting nuttier......what do we blame that on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    I dunno either SVZ. Are they comparing his chest to a rainforest? Unlike the trees, the hair grows back.
    and im pretty sure you don't raise cattle on people's chests

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    Damn my Harrison Ford crush is still going strong

    I hate men waxing... keep your hair!

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    and the Green Movement officially jumps the shark.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raspberry gashes View Post
    Damn my Harrison Ford crush is still going strong

    I hate men waxing... keep your hair!
    I shall keep my forest virgin for you.....

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    65-year-old Harrison Ford had his chest waxed to show the pain involved in deforestation.


    Huh?

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    Men shouldn't wax their chest, unless they're as hairy as King Kong
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    Look at that douchey look on his face.

    "I'm saving the environment!"

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    Getting your chest wax is child's play. That feels like a massage compared to getting other shit waxed. He needed to get his nut and chode hair ripped off. That's the kind of pain that will make you see the entire solar system.

    ... the dude that writes this stuff is hysterical ...

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    I agree. He is hanging on to the hotness. I do hate him a little bit for the whole CF relationship. She is fugly.
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