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    Red face Tom Cruise abducts celebrities for some anal probing, er fun, in Napa Valley

    Tom Cruise's star flight



    Tom Cruise flew wife Katie Holmes, David and Victoria Beckham, Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman and married couple Heidi Klum and Seal to Napa Valley in his private jet on Tuesday (22.04.08).

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    Tom Cruise flew wife Katie Holmes, David and Victoria Beckham and a host of other stars to Napa Valley in his private jet this week.

    The soccer star and his Spice Girl wife travelled from Los Angeles with Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman and married couple Heidi Klum and Seal to the state in Tom's private Gulfstream jet to "have some fun" on Tuesday (22.04.08).

    Heidi and Seal are said to be striking up a close friendship with the group.

    A source close the Beckhams said: "Heidi attended Victoria's birthday party in Santa Monica on Sunday and they often share their mothering and fashion stories. Heidi is adorable - the whole group just loves her."

    Despite rumours Tom tries to convert all his new friends to Scientology, the source added: "As far as I know, Tom hasn't even brought Scientology up."

    The star-studded jet returned to Los Angeles early yesterday morning (24.04.08) after the revellers decided to stay an extra night.

    An insider told Fox News: "They were going to come home earlier but were having such a nice time they decided to stay a little longer."

    (C) BANG Media International

    Tom Cruise's star flight : Bang : CelebEdge : Sympatico / MSN
    You can bet all these freaks are C0$ agents.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Not Kate Beckinsale - say it ain't so.

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    Looks like it IS so
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Nooooo, not Heidi and Seal! I love them. Keep your damn thetans away from my favorite cute couple!!

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    I won't believe it until I see her with the E Meter (although it probably is true).

    Last edited by AgentOrange; April 25th, 2008 at 08:54 AM.

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    If Tom hasn't brought up $cientology yet, just wait. He will. It's inevitable.

    No Will and Jada on this one?

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    Despite rumours Tom tries to convert all his new friends to Scientology

    LOOOOOOOOOL.
    I love that that is part of the article.

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    I picture it being like a timeshare presentation, they aren't getting out unless they join...

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    What an odd collection of people. Seal and Posh? Bizarre. I'd love to hear their conversation.
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    Haha! All together the IQ level may have reached fifth grade. They were only missing Jeff Foxworthy! Maybe Tiny's new strategy is to attract more mainstream celebutards to aid in his comeback. How long before the crazy shines through? Maybe too many burned bridges to build a new crossing. Ms O is his careers last hurrah. Wil he fool anybody?
    as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show, swept out through the cracks beneath the door, holier than thou, how?

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    Shit, Seal?

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    Run Heidi, RUN!!
    RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.

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    Oprah is next.

    eta cool, this was my 420th post. *snicker

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    Hahaha! Did you celebrate 4/20, Baked_Tater? I did.

    And... Seal, a CO$'er?! Noooo!
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