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    Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant but apparently she was under the impression that she would get fat for a while then doctor would walk her down to the river where her new baby would be wrapped in blankets and floating in a basket. She doesn't seem to like the alternative. Star Magazine says:


    A source tells Star that when the Spears family matriarch showed her seven-months-pregnant 17-year-old daughter a video of a real natural childbirth, Jamie Lynn threw up! "Lynne was trying to be helpful," a source tells Star. "She wanted to show Jamie Lynn what a woman goes through giving birth, that it's a natural and beautiful thing, but all Jamie Lynn saw was the blood - or 'goop,' as she called it - the screaming and the pain. It was too graphic for her. She flipped out and literally got sick." Now Jamie Lynn is totally freaked out. "She is wondering if a C-section is possible," the source adds. "She wants to be knocked out and then wake up when it's all over."
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    Guess she thinks the stork still delivers babies... ding dang dong

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    Way to go, Lynn.

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    Seriously, what was this kid thinking? That babies came out looking all cute and stuff? I can imagine it now with her squealing like a piggy.
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    Um... seriously - shouldn't this have been brought up a long time ago? I mean, HOW babies actually come out (maybe not actually showing the footage)...

    I think it's been just about forever I've where babies come out of, and that real newborns look nothing like the perfect "semi-slimy" things they show on TV.
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    As if a vag birth ever occured to this twit!

    Brtiney couldn't handle the idea of a vag birth either. Nothing wrong with being scared and wanting a c-section.

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    Well since she is rich and can afford a tummy tuck to right the wrongs a csection can make on ones belly, I say she goes for the csection and quits being scared about it.

    Of course it could be a quick birth, being her first, and she may end up birthing in the bed of a pick up truck.

    GAWD that story would get some BIG bucks right there!!

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    Of course it could be a quick birth, being her first, and she may end up birthing in the bed of a pick up truck.

    GAWD that story would get some BIG bucks right there!![/quote]


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    ^ Usually the 1st births are the hardest. Or so I hear... my count stopped at 1.
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    ^teenagers are different though....

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    Will someone knock her out every time the kid gets sick or needs a diaper change? She can just wake up when it's all over!

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    I SWEAR I read somewhere teens can birth quicker. I read a lot of useless shit everyday, so who knows.

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    Lynne should have showed JL this video before she let her move in with Casey. The fear of having to actually deliver a baby is a great birth control method.

    One of my good friends is an only child, and her mom says that it's because giving birth was so excruciatingly painful she couldn't bear to do it again and had her tubes tied.

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    It's possible teens do it faster... wait... yea they do...
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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    Lynne should have showed JL this video before she let her move in with Casey. The fear of having to actually deliver a baby is a great birth control method.
    ITA - its a bit late now, really.....

    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    One of my good friends is an only child, and her mom says that it's because giving birth was so excruciatingly painful she couldn't bear to do it again and had her tubes tied.
    I've found other people's kid to be a great contraception thru the years, esp my nephews......
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