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    Default Singer Lily Allen proclaims to the world that she gives good head (so classy!)

    Lily Gives Good Head



    If there's one thing we appreciate about Lily Allen is that she likes to speak the truth.
    The Smile singer is coming out of the closet as….a great cocksucker. No joke!
    According to reports, on Wednesday night Allen hit up fancy sushi joint Nobu in London with her lil' bro, Alfie, and then announced to a group of photographers assembled outside the restaurant that she has a 'really good mouth" for and is the 'best in London' for…blow jobs.
    Hey boys from across the pond — any of you been treated to the Lily special?
    Do tell with detail, please!
    When the music career fails, it's nice to know she has another job to fall back on!
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    Wtf?
    Klassy!

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    That's what her dad said.

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    I've never heard her sing, but could her special skill explain her music career?

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    Lily Allen: Kicked Out Of School For Giving Blow Jobs
    Sat, 05/26/2007 - 22:33.


    Lily Allen is the first girl I've ever heard of who has actually been kicked out of school for giving blow jobs. She must have been reeeeaallly naughty. Not only was Lily giving BJs on campus, but she got caught so many times that the officials kicked her out of school:
    "I was doing things with boys that I shouldn't have been doing at such a young age, smoking cigarettes, drinking. I was doing blow-jobs... I don't want to go into it. It was not good."
    I'm sure her boyfriend loves that story. Watch the video of the interview here: Lily Allen on cam.
    Last edited by ingi; April 24th, 2008 at 04:03 PM.

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    Wow, good for her! I love a strong woman who can own her sexuality like that!!

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    She should have gotten all A's in school if that was the case!

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    If she was good at it why she needs to say it. If I had dick I would not let some girl who claims to be the best to suck it. There are all kinds of diseases going around.

    Why won't she just write slut on her forehead.
    Last edited by caramel; April 24th, 2008 at 04:17 PM.
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    She should have graduated summa CUM laude!

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    Liz Phair said it much better. Actually she even sang it much better ("Flower", "HWC").

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    Give it to me, don't give it away
    Don't think about what the others might say
    My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright
    All you do is f-me every day and night

    You're my secret beauty routine
    Na, na, na, na, what my body has seen
    I am lookin' good and I'm feeling nice
    Baby you're the best magazine advice

    Gimme your hot white cum
    Gimme your hot white cum
    Gimme your hot white cum
    Gimme your hot white cum

    I'm gonna pull you back down between the sheets
    Everything is fresher when the day is sweet
    In the morning light when you're already on the phone

    Face it, one of these days
    Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
    It's the fountain of youth
    It's the meaning of life
    So hot, so sweet, so wet my appetite

    Gimme your hot white cum
    Gimme your hot white cum
    Gimme your hot white cum
    Gimme your hot white cum

    Face it, one of these days
    Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
    It's the fountain of youth
    It's the meaning of life
    Baby you're the best magazine advice

    Gimme your hot white cum
    Gimme your hot white cum
    Gimme your hot white cum
    Gimme your hot white cum
    Gimme your hot white cum
    Gimme your hot white cum
    Gimme your hot white cum
    Gimme your hot white cum
    Your hot white cum

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    Very very classy! What with Jordan, Kerry Katona and Jodie Marsh, we really produce some classy birds here! *sigh*

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    Lily had a miscarriage and her family said she should go into rehab, I'm beginning to agree

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    ^ Thanks for the classy song, Ingi. O_______o

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    If Liz Phair were President, there would be no more wars.

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