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    Default Gary Coleman headed to divorce court

    Gary Coleman and the redheaded broad he lost his virginity to are headed to “Divorce Court” too:
    Today on a special two-part session of Divorce Court, 80’s child star Gary Coleman and his new wife Shannon have come to Divorce Court seeking Judge Toler’s advice on their troubled marriage before it’s too late. Gary says he met Shannon on a movie set and was glad to know Shannon did not know who he was when they first met. Shannon proposed a year later after an argument. Gary is in love with Shannon and calls her his star protector. Shannon says she is tired of Gary’s anger issues and blames her for anything that goes wrong and is sick of playing the blame game.
    First Juanita Bynum now Gary Coleman and his swirl gone bad on Divorce Court? Too bad their relationships didn’t pan out, but this is some pure comedy indeed. The show will air May 1st.

    On the conclusion of a two part session of Divorce Court, both Gary Coleman and his wife Shannon Price agreed to come on Divorce Court because they wanted Judge Toler’s marital advice. Shannon says she is tired of Gary’s outbursts and head banging against the wall episodes. Shannon wants Gary to start going out with her instead of staying indoors playing video games and playing with his train sets. Shannon also says she wants to have kids but Gary is not fond of them. Gary says he does not like going out and would rather spend his tine with his train set. Gary also says he does not want to have kids because he does not like them.
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    ..and I mean that from the heart of my bottom..

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    What what what!?!?! *shocked*
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    ...didn't see this coming /sarcasm

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    Hell, she could just step on him, right? Problem solved.

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    Whatcha talkin 'bout Willis?!
    Rock the fuck on!

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    Oh I bet they had this planned from the get go for money. Heck I dont begrudge the guy, I love Gary, he was a childhood tv staple.

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    ^ Your right on, baked!

    I mean, Divorce Court! WTF is that?!

    Gary thought getting married would get him press and it didn't so what is one to do....

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    He plays with a train set?! LMAO I bet it feels like she's married to a little boy, in every sense of the word.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Oh my...I think "baked" is probably right. It could very well just be a publicity ploy, and the judge will "save" his marriage.

    Video games and train sets.... well, that isn't that surprising. He was pretty much robbed of his childhood. Another child star gone bad. His parents had him working as little as 5 years old in a commercial in Chicago for Harris Bank. I live close to where the Coleman family lived and clearly remember everything. His father quit his job in 1976 when Gary was 8, and moved to LA. He supported his parents.

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