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    Default Angelina Jolie's funeral director dreams

    Angelina Jolie dreamed of an unusual career before finding fame as an actress - she wanted to be a funeral director. The actress even went so far as training for the position during her teens.

    She says, "When I was younger, I went to a funeral, and I didn't think it was enough of a celebration of the life of the person. I thought I could do better. I wanted to study, so I got a home course when I was about 14. I did a mail-order degree."

    The strange career obsession explains Jolie's interest in the macabre - during their marriage she and ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton wore vials of each others' blood around their necks

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    She's just a weirdo.

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    Old news. Remember when she was going to hire that hitman to kill her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    Old news. Remember when she was going to hire that hitman to kill her?
    lol. What?

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    Hi, I'm Angelina Jolie and I'll say anything that will get me a blurb in the press to make people think I'm unconventional and naughty.....see how wild I am?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    lol. What?

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    ANGELINA JOLIE once hired a hit man to kill her.

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    TOMB RAIDER (2001) babe, 26, no longer had the will to live and felt that a murder would be easier for her family to cope with than suicide. She says, "This is going to sound insane, but there was a time I was going to hire somebody to kill me. The person spoke very sweetly to me, he made me think about it for a month. And, after a month, other things changed in my life and I was surviving again".

    "With suicide comes all the guilt of people around you thinking they could have done something . With somebody being murdered, nobody takes some kind of guilty responsibility. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    Old news. Remember when she was going to hire that hitman to kill her?
    I never heard about that.
    ..and I mean that from the heart of my bottom..

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    Jeez she's really off her rocker.

    I don't care about the funeral director stuff, my family is in the undertaking business (it's still weird to me because I always cry at funerals etc. esp people I know, but my family seems fine with it).

    It's the hiring a hit man thing that's truly odd.

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    My parents died 3 years ago.
    The funeral director (a very attractive woman) helped us get through it. They are special people who do a very hard job.

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    I wanted to be Barbara Mandrell when I was little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    I wanted to be Barbara Mandrell when I was little.

    I wanted to marry Elvis Presley ...... Priscilla you beotch!

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    GaPeach, sorry for your loss.

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    Oh, Angie. I used to love you so.
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    The hit man to do yourself in is ridiculous, and attention-whoring, but I don't see anything weird about being a funeral director. I can see the appeal myself - you have job security and it's not bad paying, from what I understand.
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    It's very lucrative.

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