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    Exclamation David Blaine to shock Oprah fans

    On April 30th David Blaine will try to break the record for holding his breath on Oprah LIVE! The Guinness World Record is currently 16 minutes and 14 seconds. This is going to get huge ratings. Blaine’s last attempt, after rotting away under water, failed. He blamed his failure on fatigue. This time he could succeed, and end up more brain dead than he already is. My guess is he’ll have a seizure, and will require medical attention before he can complete the stunt.
    Good luck!

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    I hope he falls out, farts, giggles, pukes, and then runs screaming out of the studio.

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    i hate that kind of shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha View Post
    I hope he falls out, farts, giggles, pukes, and then runs screaming out of the studio.

    I've only been here 30 seconds and already I've spotted one of the funniest posts.

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    The trickless magician strikes again.

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    I hope he pukes on O or Gayle

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    Who cares about Oprah - Dr Phil is dragging her down with him. Then there's that rash of suicide attempts at her school in South Africa - the Dream School. Looks like she may have to make another good will mission.

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    I'm starting to hate him.

    He needs to change his name to David Lame.

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    He could shock the hell out of me by making Orpah the intergalactiv tv whale vanish.
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    How is any of that magic? Make something disappear, pull something out of an orifice, whatever but holding your breath? That's not magic, it's stupid.

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    I can't stand David Blaine. Just another attention whore...
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    he's so annoying....

    In NY when he was frozen in the ice guys were going over to the location to piss on him......

    and the Brits using toy helicopters to carry burgers near him when he did his london stunt was inspired



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    How is any of that magic? Make something disappear, pull something out of an orifice, whatever but holding your breath? That's not magic, it's stupid.
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