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    Default Kelly Clarkson walks around the house naked

    Put Your Snatch Away! We Have Company!




    I enjoy walking around naked in the comfort of my own apartment every now and again. It usually makes my dog go into dry heaves, but who really cares about that. Kelly Clarkson also loves wearing her Birthday suit around the house. The difference is that I put shit on when I have company. Kelly doesn't. I don't like the visuals in my head that go along with this story.
    UsWeekly (via MSNBC) claims Kelly loves being nude around everyone. A source claims that Kelly doesn't even cover her privates when her house is “filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings." When questioned about it, Kelly tells her visitors, “I just really like being naked" Someone has to like it!
    Being naked around visitors is one way to speed things up. At least Kelly doesn't have to worry about them sticking around too long. Unless they get stuck on the snail trails her vagina leaves all over the furniture.



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    Not a visual I needed...


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    ^^ me either.. some people should never take their clothes off. If I was her guest I'd try to staple some paper towels on her

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    I can't imagine being nekkid in front of company!!

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    chub rub sucks!

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    Sorry, but I love the thought of visiting Kelly Clarkson while she's walking around naked.

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    Who doesn't (well except for the visitors part)

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    Holy hell, she has ballooned up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaPeach View Post
    ^^ me either.. some people should never take their clothes off. If I was her guest I'd try to staple some paper towels on her
    gonna need a bigger roll of paper towels.
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    My teenagers would be mortified if I walked around naked.

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    I wouldn't want to see her fat ass naked never. She has such a gross back. Yuck!
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    My teenagers would be mortified if I walked around naked.
    I was thinking that too..... it'd be a great way to get back at them wouldn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
    I was thinking that too..... it'd be a great way to get back at them wouldn't it?
    Isn't that sick and appropriate.
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    Kelly there is a little something known as BAD NAKED...
    "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." TEAM MILEY!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by caramel View Post
    Isn't that sick and appropriate.
    What do you mean, caramel?

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