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    Thumbs down O.J.Simpson wants to work for Donald Trump

    Leave It To Donald Trump.....




    Orenthal James Simpson has reportedly asked Donald Trump to put him on the next season of "Celebrity Apprentice." Of course, Donald Trump is thinking about it. He would put Charles Manson on that show if it gave him better ratings.
    A source at NBC told Page Six, "Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious. There's a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson."
    Trump shouldn't stop there! He should do a season devoted to the stars of the O.J. Simpson trial. He can bring on Judge Ito, Marcia Cross, Robert Shapiro, Faye Resnick, Fred Goldman, Kato Kaelin, Paula Barbieri, Rosa Lopez and the head juror that fucked up O.J.'s name when she read the verdict. Ratings gold!



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    O.J.Simpson wants to work for Donald Trump - as what, a hit man??

    Still Trump might be onto something. What if they could assemble an apprentice team of all star psychopaths; the most renowned for being vicious, ruthless, and amoral. You could literally put to the test the idea that psychopaths have a competitive edge in business. Of course with a cast like that, you'd basically have Survivor.

    In addition to OJ, such a team might ideally consist of: Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon, John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers!

    Other potential team members might include:

    Robert Blake: I didn't do the time, but did I do the crime?


    Klaus von Bulow: What do you give the woman who has everything? An overdose of insulin.


    Courtney Love: Could this woman get away with a murder? In your heart you know she might, and in your guts you know she's nuts


    Ann Coulter: is an explanation really necessary?

    Why there might even be places for Lynne Spears, Dina Lohan, and Teri Shields! Finally we'd have to save a spot for America's Own Dr Evil - Phillip McGraw. Oh yeah, and the Bush administration - again no explanation necessary.

    Of course then they'd have to pit them against a team of goody two shoes like: Jimmy "Malaise" Carter, Al "Capt Planet" Gore, Miley Cyrus, Ralph Nader, Mother Theresa, etc.

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    He'd hire him. Anything for ratings.

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    sleep with one eye open, melania....
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