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    Tom Cruise says daughter Suri is an "amazing blessing" as he and wife Katie Holmes celebrated the tot's second birthday.

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    Tom Cruise says daughter Suri is an "amazing blessing" in his life.

    The 'Top Gun' star and wife Katie Holmes celebrated Suri's second birthday over the weekend and Tom admits he has never been happier.

    Speaking at Suri's party on Saturday (19.04.08), Tom - who also has two adopted children, Isabella, 15, and 13-year-old Connor, with ex-wife Nicole Kidman - is quoted by the National Enquirer magazine as saying: "I've never been so happy in my entire life! I have the most amazing wife and children. I couldn't ask for more.

    "This is such a wonderful evening, and I am so thrilled and blessed to be with my family to celebrate the life of my beautiful little angel. She is such an amazing blessing."

    Katie added: "She's our pride and joy! We are so blessed, and are spending the weekend celebrating her life."

    Guests attending the party at the exclusive Beverly Hills Hotel included Tom's mother and sister, Katie's parents as well as Isabella and Connor.

    Partygoers dined on a feast on appetisers of warm goat cheese salad and Suri's favourite of creamed corn. The main course was salmon and lobster, while the birthday girl opted for macaroni and cheese.

    After her birthday cake was served, Suri posed for photos with chocolate icing around her mouth.

    A source said: "Katie held Suri for most of the night. Sometimes she would pass her to Isabella. Suri sat on her dad's lap for a while and later she was running around like any normal little girl."

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    oh brother...I never heard him gush over his other kids like that... they must hate Suri

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    happy
    wonderful
    amazing
    blessing
    thrilled
    beautiful
    angel
    pride
    joy
    celebrating

    Sheesh. They are SO annoying.

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    Dear Tom & Katie,
    Please use other synonyms.
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    Tom Cruise says daughter Suri is an "amazing blessing" ...

    Read: It is absolutely amazing that I was able to scam the whole world into thinking that this kid is actually mine. And it is such an incredible blessing that I've been able to prove what a virile masculine straight guy I am because I pretended to father a child.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Honestly, I'm going to buy the guy a thesaurus. Oh woops, he's dyslexic. I mean a Suruaseht.
    You just made my day!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Tom Cruise says daughter Suri is an "amazing blessing" ...

    Read: It is absolutely amazing that I was able to scam the whole world into thinking that this kid is actually mine. And it is such an incredible blessing that I've been able to prove what a virile masculine straight guy I am because I pretended to father a child.

    This statement explains everything - thank you!

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    Honestly, I'm going to buy the guy a thesaurus. Oh woops, he's dyslexic. I mean a Suruaseht.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Honestly, I'm going to buy the guy a thesaurus. Oh woops, he's dyslexic. I mean a Suruaseht.
    Bwahahaha that's aweosme-o!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belindagogo View Post
    oh brother...I never heard him gush over his other kids like that... they must hate Suri
    Totally! They must be all "WTF?! We're special amazing blessings too!"

    The way they gush about Suri just makes me think even more that they have something to prove.

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    Grimmlok, thank you for making me laugh HARD tonight. The title, the comments. Made my day.

    This, and the Star Jones/BGA divorce!

    ITS A GREAT DAY!

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    Suri is an amazing publicity stunt...
    vaya con dios

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    Quote Originally Posted by KandyKorn View Post
    Dear Tom & Katie,
    Please use other synonyms.
    Thank you,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Honestly, I'm going to buy the guy a thesaurus. Oh woops, he's dyslexic. I mean a Suruaseht.

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