April 22nd, 2008, 10:48 AM
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Hot slut of the millennium! Some hot doggy decided to show Natalie Portman just how he felt about her in a NYC park the other day. Natalie was walking her dog when she decided to bend down. That's when this pooch pounced on the chance to take a wizz on Queen Amidala. That hot bitch was obviously " pissed" off with Natalie for some reason.
It probably took every bone in the vegan's body not to beat that dog's ass. Her next shoe line will be made out of naughty dogs that piss on Oscar nominees.
Hot Slut Peed On Natalie Portman | Dlisted
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April 22nd, 2008, 10:54 AM
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I love it!
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April 22nd, 2008, 11:02 AM
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She looks half disgusted and half amused.
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April 22nd, 2008, 11:17 AM
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cute dog.
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April 22nd, 2008, 11:19 AM
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Quote:
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She looks half disgusted and half amused.
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I think that would be my reaction. "Is he...PEEING on me!?!?!"
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April 22nd, 2008, 12:02 PM
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that dog is my new hero!
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April 22nd, 2008, 12:12 PM
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Buhahahahahahahaha!!!
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April 22nd, 2008, 12:28 PM
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Funny, she doesn't look like a fire hydrant to me.....maybe it was the smell that confused him...... 
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April 22nd, 2008, 12:29 PM
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headline of the year so far "Dog Pisses on Natalie Portman"
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April 22nd, 2008, 12:29 PM
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Hilarious!
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April 22nd, 2008, 12:58 PM
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Hahaha
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Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants
I think that would be my reaction. "Is he...PEEING on me!?!?!"
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I've had this happen to me, and yes, that is the reaction I gave.
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April 22nd, 2008, 08:41 PM
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I'm so jealous of that dog! 
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April 22nd, 2008, 08:44 PM
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Maybe the dog was mad at her for V For Vendetta. 
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April 22nd, 2008, 09:02 PM
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^ I loved that movie!
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April 22nd, 2008, 09:11 PM
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Priceless. Look at her expression!
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