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    Talking A dog pisses on Natalie Portman




    Hot slut of the millennium! Some hot doggy decided to show Natalie Portman just how he felt about her in a NYC park the other day. Natalie was walking her dog when she decided to bend down. That's when this pooch pounced on the chance to take a wizz on Queen Amidala. That hot bitch was obviously "pissed" off with Natalie for some reason.
    It probably took every bone in the vegan's body not to beat that dog's ass. Her next shoe line will be made out of naughty dogs that piss on Oscar nominees.



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    I love it!

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    She looks half disgusted and half amused.

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    cute dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Melyanna View Post
    She looks half disgusted and half amused.
    I think that would be my reaction. "Is he...PEEING on me!?!?!"
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    that dog is my new hero!
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    Buhahahahahahahaha!!!
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    Funny, she doesn't look like a fire hydrant to me.....maybe it was the smell that confused him......

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    headline of the year so far "Dog Pisses on Natalie Portman"

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    Hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    I think that would be my reaction. "Is he...PEEING on me!?!?!"
    I've had this happen to me, and yes, that is the reaction I gave.

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    I'm so jealous of that dog!

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    Maybe the dog was mad at her for V For Vendetta.
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    ^ I loved that movie!


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    Priceless. Look at her expression!

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