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    Default Jesse Metcalfe trying to be sexy




    The [COLOR=#ff00ff! important][COLOR=#ff00ff! important]gardener[/COLOR][/COLOR] from Desperate Housewives got hairy! I refuse to believe that Jesse Metcalfe is capable of growing body hair, so I'm just going to assume he glued fake hair to his chest and nips for these pictures that were uploaded to his MySpace.
    I'm not going to lie. I'd motorboat! It might be a little difficult since it looks like he just has one giant moob. Hey, one giant moob equals one giant party!

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    that candy cigarette isn't even lit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    that candy cigarette isn't even lit.

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    Well whatever else..he is still hot and sexy.
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    He's gross.



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    Man boobs. Man boobs. Man boobs.

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    I wish he wouldn't shape his eyebrows the way he does.
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    Yuck!

    Desperately trying NOT to be gay!

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    Not trying TOO hard, though apparently.
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