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    Red face Insectoid Angelina Jolie plans to marry emasculated dimwit Brad Pitt in June

    Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who is currently pregnant, are going to marry in June, it has been claimed.

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    Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to marry in June, it has been claimed.

    The couple are reportedly going to tie the knot in an intimate non-religious ceremony at their Santa Barbara retreat in front of close family and friends.

    Pregnant Angelina is believed to be considering asking her estranged father, actor John Voight, to walk her down the aisle in a bid to make peace with him.

    The pair have barely spoken since Voight accused his daughter of having "mental problems" in 2002.

    A source said: "Since they started communicating by phone in January, Angelina has thought about asking John to give her away. When she and Brad started discussing getting married, the issue of Angelina reconciling with her dad came up again and again."

    Brad, 44, and Angelina, 32, are also going to invite a number of the actor's celebrity friends, including his 'Ocean's Thirteen' co-stars George Clooney and Matt Damon, but want to keep the wedding a secret from them.

    The source added: "George and Matt will be going, but other than that it will be a Hollywood-free zone. Brad and Angelina don't want anyone to know it's a wedding until they arrive. Instead they are billing it as a summer barbeque and joint birthday for Angelina and their daughter Shiloh."

    It was recently claimed Brad's mother Jane has been putting pressure on him to marry Angelina.

    A source said: "Jane has a really hard time with them not being married. She feels that they need to be married for the kids. Brad would love to marry Angelina but doesn't want to force her."

    The couple have three adopted children, Maddox, six, Pax, four, Zahara, three, as well as 22-month-old biological daughter Shiloh - is believed to be "warming" to the idea of tying the knot for the third time following several conversations with Jane.


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    Insectoid Angelina Jolie plans to marry emasculated dimwit Brad Pitt in June



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    Sure, just like when they married the 42 times reported previously.
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    Honestly, does anybody really give a shit whether they marry or not?? These two are so 2006
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    Best thread title in weeks....LOLZZZZ

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    I can tell by the title of this thread that you wish them the very best, lol.

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    Love the title.

    And I'll believe that she's married Vanilla boy when I see the "A" branded on his ass.
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    so um what does this make their 45th wedding now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    Sure, just like when they married the 42 times reported previously.
    ITA. I'll believe it when it hits CNN.
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    Was it ever proven she has contacted her dad? Last time it was claimed, IIRC, her dad said he hasn't heard from her but is open to it.

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    They'll only get married if they get paid millions of dollars for the pics.
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    I've been a Jolie/Pitt supporter since they hooked up so I'm expecting to be invited to the wedding at least, maybe even the honeymoon - somebody has to watch the kids.

    Brad did get a tattoo - on his willie, it says "property of A N G E L I N A J O L I E' S..: the tat is about eight inches long.

    They aren't getting married anytime soon if at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaPeach View Post
    Brad did get a tattoo - on his willie, it says "property of A N G E L I N A J O L I E' S..: the tat is about eight inches long.
    I want to know where his tattoo is that says "I am completely whipped and have no spine, no brain, no personality".


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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    I want to know where his tattoo is that says "I am completely whipped and have no spine, no brain, no personality".

    those are on his balls that are kept in the jar in a closet that only AJ knows were the keys are. LOL
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