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    Talking David Hasselhoff drunkenly scrawls his digits for some chick, then fingerguns at her

    David Hasselhoff was so smitten with a female audience member on US TV show 'America's Got Talent' he asked his assistant to give her an autographed photo of himself complete with his hotel details.

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    David Hasselhoff asked his assistant to give his details to a female audience member on 'America's Got Talent'.

    The 55-year-old former 'Baywatch' star - whose divorce from wife Pamela Bach was finalised in July 2006 - was desperate to make contact with the stunning lady, but was shunned after he passed on the autographed photograph of himself complete with his hotel room number.

    An insider on the hit US TV show said: "Last week, a group of three came into the bar, and they were laughing up a storm. They had just come from a taping of 'America's Got Talent'. The female of the group, a busty, cute brunette, was approached by David Hasselhoff's assistant after the taping, and he gave her an autographed photo of him.

    "On the back of the photo was the assistant's phone number and a suggestion that she get in touch with 'them.' Also listed was the name of the hotel, The London, where they were staying. But she didn't call - she thought it was pathetic and funny."

    'The Hoff', as David is nicknamed, has been single since splitting from Pamela, but revealed he is on the hunt for a British girlfriend.

    He said: "I want to find myself a beautiful English girlfriend. But I don't want some dumb blonde. I'd like a woman who is really intelligent. A chick who is career-orientated."


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    he's so tacky

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    What's with the extra syllable in "oriented"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy View Post
    What's with the extra syllable in "oriented"?
    People add that in often. Not sure why.
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    Well, I'd be flattered non the less.
    I wouldn't be a jackass about it and call him pathetic.
    Heck, maybe I would have gone up to his room just to see.

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    Was he eating a hamburger, too?
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    I hope he didn't give her one of those horrid bathing suit photos.

    It's gotta be an ego buster having a girl laughing at you and throwing up at the same time.

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    I will maintain my secret adoration for this guy. It all started when I saw one of his videos in Germany. It was the best cheese ever.
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    I hope he didn't give her one of those horrid bathing suit photos.



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    God, that's almost as good as the one about 'looking for freedom', which features the Hoff, a cape and some flames.
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    That video is hilarious!! It seems 'The Hoff' has a good sense of humor.
    I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.

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