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    Default Jessica Simpsons 'obscene' amount of drinking with Tony Romo sent her to the hospital

    Jessica Simpson's Boozing Put Her In The Hospital




    That's what Star Magazine claims. Remember when Jessica Simpson was in the hospital for a "kidney infection." Star reports that it was more than that. A source said that hardcore drinking with Tony Romo landed the twat in the hospital. Jessica tried to keep up with Romo and his friends, but you know she couldn't hang like that.
    The source said her health issued were due to "drinking an obscene amount of alcohol." Lightweight! You are an embarrassment to this country if you have to be hospitalized for binge-drinking. That's what throwing up is for! Just drop and reload beeyotch. (I keed!)
    This source also claims Jessica asked for a pregnancy test, "She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant. She was feeling really weak and really scared. She was unraveling."
    Wait.....maybe she's the ONE that pregnant! I saw this on Desperate Housewives. Asshole Simpson is going to pretend she's knocked up, but Jessica is carrying the baby. If Asshole's baby comes out with a frog mouth, we'll know the truth. Jessica Simpson's Boozing Put Her In The Hospital | Dlisted
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    What a sweet azz look on her face while 'falling', rofl!

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    they are the greatest pics ever
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    She looks like she's about to barf right there.

    (BTW, being hospitilized does NOT make you a pansy.... alcohol poisoning, anyone?)

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    They look as staged as the Heidi/Spencer drama-rama.

    Now why would they have to make up a BAD story about JS? perhaps to deflect something worse than being drunk in public and having her stomach pumped? Asked for a pregnancy test....3 weeks late...hospital. Maybe Jess' stomach wasn't the only thing purged that night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    She looks like she's about to barf right there.

    (BTW, being hospitilized does NOT make you a pansy.... alcohol poisoning, anyone?)
    I wouldn't say that, that means she good at acting.
    These pictures were for one of her movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    I wouldn't say that, that means she good at acting.
    These pictures were for one of her movies.

    Oh.



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    Go, drunk girl, go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    I wouldn't say that, that means she good at acting.
    These pictures were for one of her movies.
    Oh damn, you're right. The Go Army sign behind her must be from that, er, army movie she did.

    Ok, I take it back Jess....but drink vodka and cranberry from now on, it's easier on your bladder, kidneys and liver!
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    She's drunk in front of a sign that says Go Navy? I have nothing more to say.



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    Quote Originally Posted by RevellingInSane View Post
    She's drunk in front of a sign that says Go Navy? I have nothing more to say.
    anchors aweigh!

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    Maybe i'm extremely cynical, but, I didn't believe for 1 second that she was hospitalized for a "kidney infection". Just like i don't believe Mary-Kate Olsen was in the hospital for a "kidney infection" a couple months back, either. And i happen to be a person with experience with kidney infections. "Kidney infection" has become the new "exhaustion".--The go-to excuse to cover up what they're REALLY in the hospital for, which is almost certainly a drug OD, abortion, or something else unseemly.

    AND, now that i think of it, WHY the hell was a press release even put out, announcing that Jessica Simpson had a kidney infection??? Who gives a shit??? It's not like she's some big-time important person who, like, missed a very important event/obligation & so a reason had to be given. It was just announced out of nowhere! WTF??! Just to keep her name in the media i guess--the work of PervyPapaJoe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldDust77 View Post

    AND, now that i think of it, WHY the hell was a press release even put out, announcing that Jessica Simpson had a kidney infection??? Who gives a shit??? It's not like she's some big-time important person who, like, missed a very important event/obligation & so a reason had to be given. It was just announced out of nowhere! WTF??! Just to keep her name in the media i guess--the work of PervyPapaJoe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldDust77 View Post
    Maybe i'm extremely cynical, but, I didn't believe for 1 second that she was hospitalized for a "kidney infection". Just like i don't believe Mary-Kate Olsen was in the hospital for a "kidney infection" a couple months back, either. And i happen to be a person with experience with kidney infections. "Kidney infection" has become the new "exhaustion".--The go-to excuse to cover up what they're REALLY in the hospital for, which is almost certainly a drug OD, abortion, or something else unseemly.

    AND, now that i think of it, WHY the hell was a press release even put out, announcing that Jessica Simpson had a kidney infection??? Who gives a shit??? It's not like she's some big-time important person who, like, missed a very important event/obligation & so a reason had to be given. It was just announced out of nowhere! WTF??! Just to keep her name in the media i guess--the work of PervyPapaJoe.
    Exactly, it's not like anyone noticed she wasn' around for a few days. She's basically a D lister now, and that's on a good day.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    So true!
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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