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    Default Tony Romo doesn't want Jessica Simpson looking like a tranny




    Jessica Simpson has reportedly chosen her boyfriend Tony Romo over Ken Paves. WHAT?! Dumping The Paves?! That should be a fucking crime. Okay, sort of.... Life & Style (via MSNBC) reports that Romo prefers Jessica without make-up and as natural as possible. Jessica has completely scaled back on having hair and make-up bitches around her all the time.
    A source said, She always worried about how she looked. Now she knows she can dress the way she wants and choose not to wear makeup and (Tony will) still love her just as much. She hates trying to look sexy all the time. Jess is a down-home girl on the inside.
    The sourcie claims Romo is more attracted to Jessica when she's not looking like a tranny.
    Please. The truth is that Romo can't control his sexual urges for The Paves. Paves does that to most, so I understand Romo's dilemma. He did the right thing.
    Someone should tell Romo that Jessica would be even more attractive with a paper bag over her head.



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    No, the bitch is just hungover and doesn't care what she looks like.

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    Oh come on Romo. What are ya gonna do, chop her head off??

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    some days, it's just too easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by baked_tater View Post
    Oh come on Romo. What are ya gonna do, chop her head off??
    no!! Giants fans need her during football season.
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    Don't you need to source the pictures, Ingi?

    With make up or not, Jessica's always going to look more like a man than a woman. I still think she should just change her name to Homer and get it overwith. I get a very weird Howie Mandel vibe off of her without make up... They both have the same facial structure. *ugh* AGONY.

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    I think she looks WAY better w/o all the makeup. I thought she looked her best on the newlyweds show when she was at home relaxing.

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    She looks like Renee Zellweger in this one, to me
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    I never knew just how unattractive she really is. I try not to look at her. She looks better as a drag queen.



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    She needs to order more Pro Activ

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    Quote Originally Posted by micashell View Post



    She looks like Renee Zellweger in this one, to me
    that one looks like 'realest' one to me, maybe she was at breakfast after a long all nighter

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