April 21st, 2008, 07:15 AM
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Lindsay Lohan publicly falls off the wagon at Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Times Square
So Fresh And So Clean
A picture of Lindsay Lohan is all I need to keep myself away from fake tanning forever. The layers and layers of fake tanner have become one with her skin. The bitch now has a permanent dirty sanchez and always looks like she's been rolling around in the dirt. Fuck drugs! Fake tanning is the real enemy.
Lindsay Lohan brought her old ass out in NYC last night to support her main man, Samantha Ronson. Sammy did a set at Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Times Square. People reports that HoHan spent her night drinking Grey Goose and Red Bull (so much for sobriety) and dancing.
One source said that HoHan was " tossing her hair around and doing full body rolls – even throwing her hands in the air." Um...full body rolls? We call that the coke hustle! Coke makes you believe you are a motherfucking star on the dance floor when you really look like you're doing " The Velma" from Scooby Doo.
Here's more pics of young White Oprah/HoHan and her main man Sammy last night. I bet Sammy gave HoHan a full tuna moustache by the end of the night. 
Last edited by ingi : April 21st, 2008 at 10:32 AM.
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April 21st, 2008, 07:38 AM
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she's morphing into her mum
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April 21st, 2008, 08:40 AM
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She was never ON a wagon, to begin with. It sure sounds like Sam's helping her a whole lot. 
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April 21st, 2008, 08:53 AM
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Oh dear, the lovely La Lohan is having a set back. She needs to kick Sammy girl out of her life but, as we all know, when you're in love you get kind of stupid.
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April 21st, 2008, 09:10 AM
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when you're in love you get kind of stupid.
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As opposed to...how smart she is when she's not in love? 
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April 21st, 2008, 09:15 AM
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I mean the kind of stupid when you're in love with an asshole and you hang around even when you know it's all bad for you. And no, the lovely La Lohan is not stupid! She's confused.
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April 21st, 2008, 09:19 AM
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she's morphing into her mum
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totally.
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April 21st, 2008, 09:30 AM
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she's confused! she's been confused ever since she drove her car down the wrong side of the highway and crashed into a tree... or wait, she was confused after she got all coked up and drunk and chased someone down in an SUV.... oh hold on, she was confused when she woke up with someone elses pants on, the ones with the coke residue in them... it's all the black kids fault. He made her confused for LIFE.
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April 21st, 2008, 09:34 AM
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she's confused! she's been confused ever since she drove her car down the wrong side of the highway and crashed into a tree... or wait, she was confused after she got all coked up and drunk and chased someone down in an SUV.... oh hold on, she was confused when she woke up with someone elses pants on, the ones with the coke residue in them... it's all the black kids fault. He made her confused for LIFE.
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poor thing has been confused since she looked at he mirror one morning & saw her mother staring at her,
never recovered or found herself ever since.
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April 21st, 2008, 09:39 AM
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I don't think she's even been looking, she just stretched her mother's ugly boozy hagface over her own and went out looking for some coked-out cougarlove.
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April 21st, 2008, 09:59 AM
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Its Dirt Face and Dikey, the new dynamic duo!
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April 21st, 2008, 10:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimmlok
she's confused! she's been confused ever since she drove her car down the wrong side of the highway and crashed into a tree... or wait, she was confused after she got all coked up and drunk and chased someone down in an SUV.... oh hold on, she was confused when she woke up with someone elses pants on, the ones with the coke residue in them... it's all the black kids fault. He made her confused for LIFE.
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I stopped feeling sorry for her after she blamed the coke stuff on the phantom-phony black/mexican kid.
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April 21st, 2008, 10:29 AM
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I stopped feeling sorry for her after she blamed the coke stuff on the phantom-phony black/mexican kid.
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whattt?
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April 21st, 2008, 10:33 AM
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It was a while back, La Lohan was in a car wreck/pulled over for something and the cops asked if the yayo she was carrying was hers in the car and she said it was an unnamed black/mexican dude she didn't know. 
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April 21st, 2008, 10:38 AM
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no no that's when she drunkenly and coked outedly jumped into someone's SUV to chase down her publicist on the highway, and the cops arrived to question her.. they found coke residue in her pants pocket, but she said they were someone elses pants and she didn't know who's.. the black kid was IN the SUV at the time, trying to claw his way out as she went barreling down the highway 
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